Being a ghazal singer his tone of talking and use of words oozes mannerisms and respectfulness. The 'Ji' & 'Aap' style. Seeing Pragya Ji in a sexy avtar for the first time ever, brings about a change in APM's attitude and he transitions from being APM to ABHI! 😃😳
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Abhi Pragya
- Near the Hut, by the Lake -
Wind blowing,
Her skin showing and glowing,
His heart & mind floating and exploding...
*****WANTING TO SHOOT SELF WITH A WHOLE STOCK OF WOODEN BULLETS*****
ABHISHEK PREM MEHRA (APM): Bending to pick up twigs NEVER EVER SEEMED SO BLOODY HOT!!!!
Pragya: *clears throat* Did I hear exactly what you said?? Sharam kijiye!
ABHISHEK PREM MEHRA (APM): Pragya Ji. Ab aap red saree mein iss tarhan mere saamne aayeingi toh mein toh saari tameez aur tehzeeb hi bhool jaonga!
[Pragya Ji, if you come in front of my eyes draped in a sensuous red saree...I will forget all my mannerisms!]
Pragya: Abhishek Ji, dekhiye main aap ke jazbaat samjh sakti ho...par na toh yeh jagah theek hai aur na hi aap ☺️
[Abhishek ji, I can understand your feelings and hormonal imbalance...BUT neither is this place good enough for all 'this' nor is your physical condition]
*INSERT A KARAN JOHAR MOVIE SONG*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qUGl2A0t1M
'TUM PAAS AAYE...
YUNN MUSKURAYEEE...
KYA KARON HAAYE KUCH KUCH NAHI BOHAT KUCH HOTA HAIII!!!!'
**Holy HELL of HOTTNESS!!! BURN THE WORLD DOWN!!!**
**DON IS DON AND DUSTED**
Pragya: *moves away from APM as she can sense the ROMANCE GOD ABHI take over his heart, body, mind and soul*
APM turning into ABHI: It's cold and breezy but you look as hot as HELL FIRE baby...turn to me!!!!
Abhi: Shall I hold your finger and take you inside that GOD DAMN HUT NOW SEXY LADY??? By the way, you had this saree dyed in chilli sauce?? because 'Achi' *pauses* Nahi...SEXY LAG RAHI HO!
Pragya: *experiences an electrical hormonal failure at Abhi's touch and hearing him call her SEXY* Dekhiye, m-e-rr-ii baat su-n-i-ye...MEIN FUSE HO JAONGI!!!!
[Listen, try to understand...I will FUSE if you keep holding my finger]
Abhi: Fine! I'll just sit here and write POEMS & SONGS about how SEXY I FIND YOU IN THIS FLAMEY RED CHILLI HOT SAREE!!!
Pragya: *Wondering & worrying what sort of wordings HE is gonna use for description*
Abhi: Tip Tip Barsa Paani...Fuggy ne red saree mein aag lagayiii...[Drop drop...fell rain water...Fuggy burn't the world down in a red saree] 😆
Pragya: *standing with a dry throat and CRAVING for the man sitting in front of her*
Abhi: *RAP SINGING*
RED IS YOUR SAREE...
INJURED ARE MY SEXY ABS...
LET'S GO INSIDE THE HUT...
AND GET TRAPPED!!!!!
Pragya: *mastering self control & not losing it at all*
Abhi: Saree mein sab dikhta hai...PRAGYA MEIN KYA KARUN????? 🥺😆*tuning with Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai*
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To be continued...OR not to be...I don't know!!!
Whether Abhi gives up or they end up being intimate...I don't know 😕😛!!!
If the screen caps of 26th March 2015 episode drive me insane...this might be proceeded.
Thank you for your time.
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