Being a ghazal singer his tone of talking and use of words oozes mannerisms and respectfulness. The 'Ji' & 'Aap' style. Seeing Pragya Ji in a sexy avtar for the first time ever, brings about a change in APM's attitude and he transitions from being APM to ABHI! đđł
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Abhi Pragya
- Near the Hut, by the Lake -
Wind blowing,
Her skin showing and glowing,
His heart & mind floating and exploding...
*****WANTING TO SHOOT SELF WITH A WHOLE STOCK OF WOODEN BULLETS*****
ABHISHEK PREM MEHRA (APM): Bending to pick up twigs NEVER EVER SEEMED SO BLOODY HOT!!!!
Pragya: *clears throat* Did I hear exactly what you said?? Sharam kijiye!
ABHISHEK PREM MEHRA (APM): Pragya Ji. Ab aap red saree mein iss tarhan mere saamne aayeingi toh mein toh saari tameez aur tehzeeb hi bhool jaonga!
[Pragya Ji, if you come in front of my eyes draped in a sensuous red saree...I will forget all my mannerisms!]
Pragya: Abhishek Ji, dekhiye main aap ke jazbaat samjh sakti ho...par na toh yeh jagah theek hai aur na hi aap âşď¸
[Abhishek ji, I can understand your feelings and hormonal imbalance...BUT neither is this place good enough for all 'this' nor is your physical condition]
*INSERT A KARAN JOHAR MOVIE SONG*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qUGl2A0t1M
'TUM PAAS AAYE...
YUNN MUSKURAYEEE...
KYA KARON HAAYE KUCH KUCH NAHI BOHAT KUCH HOTA HAIII!!!!'
**Holy HELL of HOTTNESS!!! BURN THE WORLD DOWN!!!**
**DON IS DON AND DUSTED**
Pragya: *moves away from APM as she can sense the ROMANCE GOD ABHI take over his heart, body, mind and soul*
APM turning into ABHI: It's cold and breezy but you look as hot as HELL FIRE baby...turn to me!!!!
Abhi: Shall I hold your finger and take you inside that GOD DAMN HUT NOW SEXY LADY??? By the way, you had this saree dyed in chilli sauce?? because 'Achi' *pauses* Nahi...SEXY LAG RAHI HO!
Pragya: *experiences an electrical hormonal failure at Abhi's touch and hearing him call her SEXY* Dekhiye, m-e-rr-ii baat su-n-i-ye...MEIN FUSE HO JAONGI!!!!
[Listen, try to understand...I will FUSE if you keep holding my finger]
Abhi: Fine! I'll just sit here and write POEMS & SONGS about how SEXY I FIND YOU IN THIS FLAMEY RED CHILLI HOT SAREE!!!
Pragya: *Wondering & worrying what sort of wordings HE is gonna use for description*
Abhi: Tip Tip Barsa Paani...Fuggy ne red saree mein aag lagayiii...[Drop drop...fell rain water...Fuggy burn't the world down in a red saree] đ
Pragya: *standing with a dry throat and CRAVING for the man sitting in front of her*
Abhi: *RAP SINGING*
RED IS YOUR SAREE...
INJURED ARE MY SEXY ABS...
LET'S GO INSIDE THE HUT...
AND GET TRAPPED!!!!!
Pragya: *mastering self control & not losing it at all*
Abhi: Saree mein sab dikhta hai...PRAGYA MEIN KYA KARUN????? đĽşđ*tuning with Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai*
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To be continued...OR not to be...I don't know!!!
Whether Abhi gives up or they end up being intimate...I don't know đđ!!!
If the screen caps of 26th March 2015 episode drive me insane...this might be proceeded.
Thank you for your time.
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