I have written a few lines... please take this forward
I have taken a few liberties
This incident is a figment of my imagination...any resemblance to any person, either living or dead is purely coincidental
One day Ashu and Nidhi feel like drinking Adrak ki chai . So they decide to go to their favourite haunt...chai ka shop. Nidhi drives to the chai stall... she receives a phone call and hence parks the vehicle in front of the chai shop and walks away.
Meanwhile, an old guy from Ashu's village ( from where BB rescued him) spots him... he recognises that he might be their 'gaon ka ladka' coz he resembled an 'aadmi" fro the village greatly..plus he had heard that aadmi's orphaned son had been adopted by a daaktar from Lucknow..he put two and two together ..and grew confident about his assumption.
"Arrey..tum kahin Ashutosh to nahin ho"?
"Doctor Ashutosh" kahiye... aur aap mujhe kaise jaanthe hai?..kya aap mere patient the?
"Patient ho mere dushman... main ussi gaon se hoon jahaan tum paida hue the... tumhare pita uar mein bachpan ke dost the"
"Sorry...mein purani cheezon ko yaad karne ka shauq nahin raktha... main ab bada aadmi ban gaya hoon toh sab rishthe naathe nikal aaye?... ab mein bada bada admi ban gaya hoon... famous doctor hoon mein...mere paas badi gaadi hai...mein apne state ke rajdhani mein rehtha hoon...etc etc..."
"Par rahoge toh humare gaon ke bete hi na?"
Ashu drinks the aalya cha chai (AKC) and sings
Saala mein toh sahab ban gaya
sahab ban ke kaisa tann gaya
yeh suit mera dekho...yeh boot mera dekho ...jaise gora koi london ka...
aage kya dosto?😉..please continue friends... the co-operation of all non masooms is expected...please contribute to the FP and enjoy (Tupu,Shirls and the three members of guntur gang please contribute here...the rest are welcome too)
sorry Dee..I broke my no more FP vow😆
( no lines from previous OS or FP( including the secret ones) to be posted here)😆
Tupu's part❤️
Though Dr. Ashutosh himself started singing (in his deep bariton voice of course) the song that best reflected his current social status, he got offended by stanzas added by old villager Kaka...
"What is more grating? His voice or the words?" - Dr. A thought grumpily. He really lost it at the stanza "Soorat teri... Mera gangu teli" & decided to impart the knowledge of who he really was, on this oldie.
"Suno Kaka... Aapko shayad andaza nahi hai mein kitna bada aadmi ban gaya hoon"
"Meri aankhen itni kamzor nahi hai... Tu 6 haath bada mujhe saaf dikhta hai."
"Usse lamba kehte hai..."
"Meri poori baat suno Kaka. Abhi koi 2 saal pehle maine hamare rajya ke MukhyaMantri ji ke dimag ka operation kiya tha. Uss mein mili safalta ka shrey toh khair maine apni Bhagyavaan ko diya tha kyunki mein bahot bade dilwala aadmi bhi hoon. Per meri iss kaamyabi se prabhavit hoker CM ke bete ne meri Jai Jaikar kar di"
Kaka was nonplussed...
"Chounk gaye?? Mein samjhata hoon..."
"Hua yun ki, CM ke bete ko laga ki mere hunar ka uchit samman karna aur har ek ko us se waqif karna zaruri hai... And the best way to reach out to public is to star in a movie, you see! Toh meri Jai bulane ke liye, he made a film costaring with me: "Jai Mhaari"
My part-
Maine bhi dekhi hai woh phillum...Bangalore mein... woh cinema haal mere jhopde se itna door tha ki wahaan tak jaate-jaate mere bail behosh ho gaye aur meri gaadi ke pahiye ghis ghis ke kissi kaam ke nahi rahe
Par beta tu uss phillum me kuch jamaa nahi... usme toh tera bahut boora haal hotha hai...uss phillum ka naam "jai mhaari" ke badle "jhak maari " hona chahiye tha...
"Tum kuch zyaada hi bol rahe ho... apne aap ko journalist samajh rahe ho kya?. aaj kal har -aira gaira apne aap ko Vidisha samajh ke mujhpe comment karne chala aatha hai..."
"Sacch hi toh keh raha hoo beta... tere role mein dum nahi tha... dum toh tu shooting ke waqt maar raha tha na... tune uske photu bhi daale the bhains-book pe"
"Chup karo...kaun kehtha hai mere role mein dum nahi tha... uss film me mera naam Sangram tha.. it rhymes with Kilogram...hua na vazandaar naam?"
"Par usme toh tu villain tha"?
"Gawar tujhe kuch nahi patha..villain ka role hua toh kya hua..payment toh milta hai...aise villain ka role karte karte mein apna Khud ka villa kareed loonga Peddar road pe..aur yeh Villain grah-pravesh karke us villa ke in chala jayega... mere jaisa bada admi apartments mein nahi rehtha"
The old man now thinks- "isse behas karna bekaar hai...so he decides to praise him"
"Par aapki aur apki missus ka gaana bahut accha tha"
"Woh meri missus nahi thi..woh Rad..nahin nahi..Mallika thi"
"Par bahut acchi tarah se gaa rahi thi..."Pee na sajana"..waise woh apko kya pila rahi thi?"
"Wohi jo mein hamesha peeta hoon...Ale..Alya cha chaha"
"Bafna chai ka kya hua... uske ad mein toh aap logon ko wohi chai dete nazar aa rahe the... kya aap asal mein woh nahi peethe"
"Cobra ke daanth... peene ke aur dikhane ke aur"
Shirley and Apun
Just then Nidhi joins in "Dr. Ashutosh, aap kahan reh gaye?
The villager looks at her and says, "Acha ee hai tohar bhagyawan?"
Nidhi is surprised, "Bhagwan? maana ki yeh mere ghulam he..mere bina operation bhi nahi kar sakte hai aaj kal..par mein inke liye bhagwaan nahi hoon...inka bhagwaan toh glass mein rehtha hai "
"Gilaas mein toh..." Kaka smiles knowingly
"Glass me hi yeh usse pina pasand karte hai"..Kaka smiles even more..but Nidhi adds
"Yeh chahe kitne bhi bade aadmi kyun na bann gaye ho..chai toh yeh glass mein hi peete hai"..The smile on Kaka's face vanishes.
It was only after talking this much that the chatterbox realizes that Ashu hasn't introduced him to her...what if this man was another of his old professors...she then looks at Ashu questioningly, as if to ask him who is this man.
Ashu hastily tries to pull her away from the man, "nothing. You know how it is! Celebrity dekha nahi aur gher lete hain!...jab se mein TV pe aaya hoon yehi ho raha hai..Chai wala bhi paise ki jagah autograph maang raha hai"
"Parr..main toh usse chai ke paise ke saath saath vehicle-parking fees bhi dekar aayi hoon"
Ashutosh keeps quiet
The old man pulls his shawl more closely as a cold wind brought new chills.
Ashutosh smirks "Chai ke dukaan pe baitne se thand nahi bhaagthi...uske liye kuch aur karna padta hai...chalo Nidhi...
... gaadi ka heater on karte hain"
They sit in the car and he switches on the car heating, but the rather smart heating system in the car which was never used before (Remember? Ashu's a miser) malfunctioned instantly and emitted smoke, so they had to come out of the car lest they die due to smoke inhalation..there was also the danger of Ashu's salmon pink shirt becoming smoked salmon.
The chaiwala says- "arrey shahab aapka car dhuaan chod raha hai..usko yeh aadat kab se hai?..kahin aap ne toh nahi sikhayi?"
"Main..main .. maine kya sikhaya??"
"Humse math chupaiye sirjee...hum sab jaanthe hai"..The chaiwala smiled...Ashu was shocked
"Kya jaanthe ho tum?"
"Wohi..ki apki badaulat hi KTLK forum ha chulha jalta hai... aur agar chulha jalega toh dhuan toh niklega hi na... shayad apke car ne bhi wohi seekh liya hoga"
Nidhi got a call n move away. The villager again got a chance and accosted Ashutosh, "Kaa hua babua? gaadi mein kya pakaa rahe the?"
"Viewers ko" Ashutosh added acidly.
Edited by Vidishaa - 10 years ago
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