Chain FP--- Ashu ban gaya gentleman- Addition by shirley 23/12/2014 - Page 3

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Posted: 10 years ago
#21

Originally posted by: Vidishaa



no..it is not based on SK or his tweets..

😆

Thank you Vidisha for this clarification 😆
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Posted: 10 years ago
#22
Here is my first & probably the last attempt at travesty... Experts are expected to pardon any deficiencies 😳

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Though Dr. Ashutosh himself started singing (in his deep bariton voice of course) the song that best reflected his current social status, he got offended by stanzas added by old villager Kaka...

"What is more grating? His voice or the words?" - Dr. A thought grumpily. He really lost it at the stanza "Soorat teri... Mera gangu teli" & decided to impart the knowledge of who he really was, on this oldie.

"Suno Kaka... Aapko shayad andaza nahi hai mein kitna bada aadmi ban gaya hoon"

"Meri aankhen itni kamzor nahi hai... Tu 6 haath bada mujhe saaf dikhta hai."

"Usse lamba kehte hai..."

"Meri poori baat suno Kaka. Abhi koi 2 saal pehle maine hamare rajya ke MukhyaMantri ji ke dimag ka operation kiya tha. Uss mein mili safalta ka shrey toh khair maine apni Bhagyavaan ko diya tha kyunki mein bahot bade dilwala aadmi bhi hoon. Per meri iss kaamyabi se prabhavit hoker CM ke bete ne meri Jai Jaikar kar di"

Kaka was nonplussed...

"Chounk gaye?? Mein samjhata hoon..."

"Hua yun ki, CM ke bete ko laga ki mere hunar ka uchit samman karna aur har ek ko us se waqif karna zaruri hai... And the best way to reach out to public is to star in a movie, you see! Toh meri Jai bulane ke liye, he made a film costaring with me: "Jai Mhaari"


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Aage kya Dosto?

Over to you Mudraji & Vidisha. Hope I at least tried to live upto ur expectations 😳 😆
Edited by ttrocks - 10 years ago
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Posted: 10 years ago
#23

Originally posted by: ttrocks

Here is my first & probably the last attempt at travesty... Experts are expected to pardon any deficiencies 😳

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Though Dr. Ashutosh himself started singing (in his deep bariton voice of course) the song that best reflected his current social status, he got offended by stanzas added by old villager Kaka...

"What is more grating? His voice or the words?" - Dr. A thought grumpily. He really lost it at the stanza "Soorat teri... Mera gangu teli" & decided to impart the knowledge of who he really was, on this oldie.

"Suno Kaka... Aapko shayad andaza nahi hai mein kitna bada aadmi ban gaya hoon"

"Meri aankhen itni kamzor nahi hai... Tu 6 haath bada mujhe saaf dikhta hai."

"Usse lamba kehte hai..."

"Meri poori baat suno Kaka. Abhi koi 2 saal pehle maine hamare rajya ke MukhyaMantri ji ke dimag ka operation kiya tha. Uss mein mili safalta ka shrey toh khair maine apni Bhagyavaan ko diya tha kyunki mein bahot bade dilwala aadmi bhi hoon. Per meri iss kaamyabi se prabhavit hoker CM ke bete ne meri Jai Jaikar kar di"

Kaka was nonplussed...

"Chounk gaye?? Mein samjhata hoon..."

"Hua yun ki, CM ke bete ko laga ki mere hunar ka uchit samman karna aur har ek ko us se waqif karna zaruri hai... And the best way to reach out to public is to star in a movie, you see! Toh meri Jai bulane ke liye, he made a film costaring with me: "Jai Mhaari"


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Aage kya Dosto?

Over to you Mudraji & Vidisha. Hope I at least tried to live upto ur expectations 😳 😆

Superb Tupu di👏 hahaha🤣
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Posted: 10 years ago
#24
^^ Thank you so much Zoya dearie 😃 🤗
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Posted: 10 years ago
#25
Oh My Oh My My🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Posted: 10 years ago
#26

antartica ka favourite😆
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Posted: 10 years ago
#27

Originally posted by: ttrocks

Thank you Vidisha for this clarification 😆


most welcome Tupu😉
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Posted: 10 years ago
#28
Tupu...you must make more fun posts...seriously...updating your part on first page
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Posted: 10 years ago
#29
Tupu, u r the surprise package of thread!!!
Omg that was just wow!!!

Fantabulous !!
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Posted: 10 years ago
#30
Maine bhi dekhi hai woh phillum...Bangalore mein... woh cinema haal mere jhopde se itna door tha ki wahaan tak jaate-jaate mere bail behosh ho gaye aur meri gaadi ke pahiye ghis ghis ke kissi kaam ke nahi rahe
Par beta tu uss phillum me kuch jamaa nahi... usme toh tera bahut boora haal hotha hai...uss phillum ka naam "jai maari" ke badle "jhak maari " hona chahiye tha...

"Tum kuch zyaada hi bol rahe ho... apne aap ko journalist samajh rahe ho kya?. aaj kal har -aira gaira apne aap ko Vidisha samajh ke mujhpe comment karne chala aatha hai..."

"Sacch hi toh keh raha hoo beta... tere role mein dum nahi tha... dum toh tu shooting ke waqt maar raha tha na... tune uske photu bhi daale the bhains-book pe"

"Chup karo...kaun kehtha hai mere role mein dum nahi tha... uss film me mera naam Sangram tha.. it rhymes with Kilogram...hua na vazandaar naam?"

"Par usme toh tu villain tha"?

"Gawar tujhe kuch nahi patha..villain ka role hua toh kya hua..payment toh milta hai...aise villain ka role karte karte mein apna Khud ka villa kareed loonga Peddar road pe..aur yeh Villain grah-pravesh karke us villa ke in chala jayega... mere jaisa bada admi apartments mein nahi rehtha"

The old man now thinks- "isse behas karna bekaar hai...so he decides to praise him"

"Par aapki aur apki missus ka gaana bahut accha tha"

"Woh meri missus nahi thi..woh Rad..nahin nahi..Mallika thi"

"Par bahut acchi tarah se gaa rahi thi..."Pee na sajana"..waise woh apko kya pila rahi thi?"

"Wohi jo mein hamesha peeta hoon...Ale..Alya cha chaha"

"Bafna chai ka kya hua... uske ad mein toh aap logon ko wohi chai dete nazar aa rahe the... kya aap asal mein woh nahi peethe"

"Cobra ke daanth... khaane ke aur dikhane ke aur"
Edited by Vidishaa - 10 years ago

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