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Posted: 11 years ago
Cots Cots Cots...I incline my head in salutation to you! 😃
Can't pick a part in particular, the whole write-up is super duper hilarious! 🤣
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Posted: 11 years ago
Nice one!!! There is so much truth behind what you've written, thank you for the entertaining read
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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: panchaali


but I only laughed from my heart through IF emotions, I am suffering from heinous toothache, so even if my heart is ROFLING from every corner..I can't smile 😭

Sorry to hear that Panchaali. 😭 Hope you feel better soon.. 🤗

Now I understand why all website related to dental health says first, "Have a hassle Free Smile"😭 I wish I could be a vampire, who might never need any dentist


Good one.. 😆

Edited by Cotswolds - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
Thanks rangeeni. shruti and RoseWine. Glad you enjoyed it. 😆
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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: Cotswolds


Well Sir.. You should put a disclaimer like in movies that any resemblance to original Mahabharat is merely coincidental.

Before reaching to any conclusion, please note that Starbharat script is written by our experienced, super talented CVs on high end computers in exotic fonts.
Original MB script, in contrast, was a scribble of a partially evolved pachyderm on a fragile palmleaf using a primitive tusk as a pen.

Now you be the judge which script is superior.

Hmmm. Anyway, congrats for high TRP of this show.
Thanks. I am always fascinated with Mahabharat. It has changed my life.
The serial has even changed life of mighty Bheeshma, Karna and Pandavas, so I am not surprised it changed yours.


I've been laughing silently on the black ones above for two days now 😆 I never knew I enjoyed reading those parts when I actually read them.. sorry for late response Mr Cots.. great piece again.. 👏
Edited by ...Diala... - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
A lot of you have been wondering where Karna is all these weeks since his sudden outburst against Panchali b4 the vh. So I dogged him since that event, and got the low-down on him.

After the vh, Karna was overwhelmed w/ shame & guilt @ insulting his aradhya Mr Surya Narayan's favorite girl Draupadi. So he instantly left Duryodhan & returned to Malini. Initially, he asked parents Adiratha 007 & Radha whether they'd like to come, but Adiratha refused. Karna then turned to Vrushali, but she refused to talk to him for insulting her wannabe mistress Panchali. So Karna left alone and went to Malini. Not the Draupadi-Malini, but Jarasandha's gift Malini.

There, Karna was busy trying to compensate by doing extra daan to everybody in his kingdom. One day, Vyasa came to see him.

V: What you did was very wicked.

K: I know, Rishi-var, I know. How can I be redeemed?

V: You can't. I'm writing this story, and your role in it will stay.

K: If you are writing this story, can you at least cover my life as well? The insults that I suffered from the Pandavas? My marriages? My kids?

V: No, I won't do any of that.

K: Just for that one event? How about when she insulted me @ the swayamvara?

V: I don't think it was an insult.

K: Easy for you to say.

V: She described you as a suta putra. She'd have been just as accurate had she described you as illegitimate.

K: Rishivar, I heard that the same is true about you? Why didn't your lecherous father marry your mother?

V: That's different!!!

K: How? Your father just lusted after your mother, who was an unmarried girl, but never married her. Had he done so, half the things we've gone thru to today wouldn't have happened.

V: That would have been tragic. No Yudisthir, no Vidura...

K: Bheeshma, or rather, Devarath would have been king, and that would have been the rightful outcome. He'd have won a princess himself. There would have been no Dhritarashtra for Gandhari to marry. There would have been no Pandu for Kunti or Madri to marry.

V: No point hypothizing about that.

K: Why not? Just b'cos it covers up the idyllic bliss that would have been there had your lampat father not...

V: KARNA!!! For this, even after death, the rishis will tell your mourners about your misdeeds, like your friendship w/ Duryodhan

K: Okay, rishivar. You've had your fun. Now, as a daan, I'll give you a curse. Here is my curse to you. In the Kalyug, the story you write will be butchered several times. First, there will be several contradictions in your story alone, which will confound historians & other scholars alike. Then there will be the literary artists, and they will come up w/ creative additions to what you wrote, and be hailed for their literary genius. This will be followed by stage artists, who will distort your story even more. There will be hordes of people who'll be critical of your heros, while lionizing your villains. Then there will come a time when advances will allow people to witness the events exactly as they may well have happened. But when that happens, nobody will genuinely follow you. They'll happily distort whatever you write to suit their own agendas.

V: KARNA!!!

K: I'm not done. Finally, there will come a time when every Mahabharata will be so badly distorted that people just won't recognize your story anymore. The work you do will be so badly mangled that you yourself will not recognize it.

And the best part - there is nothing you'll be able to do about it!!!


Vyasa got frustrated & left Malini for Hastinapur, so that he could meet Dhritarashtra. Karna grinned from ear to ear and decided to send a messenger to Duryodhan to have his son sent to him.
Edited by .Vrish. - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: .Vrish.

A lot of you have been wondering where Karna is all these weeks since his sudden outburst against Panchali b4 the vh. So I dogged him since that event, and got the low-down on him.

After the vh, Karna was overwhelmed w/ shame & guilt @ insulting his aradhya Mr Surya Narayan's favorite girl Draupadi. So he instantly left Duryodhan & returned to Malini. Initially, he asked parents Adiratha 007 & Radha whether they'd like to come, but Adiratha refused. Karna then turned to Vrushali, but she refused to talk to him for insulting her wannabe mistress Panchali. So Karna left alone and went to Malini. Not the Draupadi-Malini, but Jarasandha's gift Malini.

There, Karna was busy trying to compensate by doing extra daan to everybody in his kingdom. One day, Vyasa came to see him.

V: What you did was very wicked.

K: I know, Rishi-var, I know. How can I be redeemed?

V: You can't. I'm writing this story, and your role in it will stay.

K: If you are writing this story, can you at least cover my life as well? The insults that I suffered from the Pandavas? My marriages? My kids?

V: No, I won't do any of that.

K: Just for that one event? How about when she insulted me @ the swayamvara?

V: I don't think it was an insult.

K: Easy for you to say.

V: She described you as a suta putra. She'd have been just as accurate had she described you as illegitimate.

K: Rishivar, I heard that the same is true about you? Why didn't your lecherous father marry your mother?

V: That's different!!!

K: How? Your father just lusted after your mother, who was an unmarried girl, but never married her. Had he done so, half the things we've gone thru to today wouldn't have happened.

V: That would have been tragic. No Yudisthir, no Vidura...

K: Bheeshma would have been king, and that would have been the rightful outcome. He'd have won a princess himself. There would have been no Dhritarashtra for Gandhari to marry. There would have been no Pandu for Kunti or Madri to marry.

V: No point hypothizing about that.

K: Why not? Just b'cos it covers up the idyllic bliss that would have been there had your lampat father not...

V: KARNA!!! For this, even after death, the rishis will tell your mourners about your misdeeds, like your friendship w/ Duryodhan

K: Okay, rishivar. You've had your fun. Now, as a daan, I'll give you a curse. Here is my curse to you. In the Kalyug, the story you write will be butchered several times. First, there will be several contradictions in your story alone, which will confound historians & other scholars alike. Then there will be the literary artists, and they will come up w/ creative additions to what you wrote, and be hailed for their literary genius. This will be followed by stage artists, who will distort your story even more. There will be hordes of people who'll be critical of your heros, while lionizing your villains. Then there will come a time when advances will allow people to witness the events exactly as they may well have happened. But when that happens, nobody will genuinely follow you. They'll happily distort whatever you write to suit their own agendas.

V: KARNA!!!

K: I'm not done. Finally, there will come a time when every Mahabharata will be so badly distorted that people just won't recognize your story anymore. The work you do will be so badly mangled that you yourself will not recognize it.

And the best part - there is nothing you'll be able to do about it!!!


Vyasa got frustrated & left Malini for Hastinapur, so that he could meet Dhritarashtra. Karna grinned from ear to ear and decided to send a messenger to Duryodhan to have his son sent to him.


Awesome Vrish Da👏

Never knew my Arya also could give brilliant curses😆

Poor Arya he did not knew then he himself will be victim of his curses(like he always becomes)😭

for example scandalous relationship folklore Mr. Suryanarayan's favorite girl😭😭
Edited by panchaali - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
This one was super fantastic.. Ved Vyas is so mean.. am happy Karna gave back.. and 'Lampat Parasara' 😆

My dear Karna did a great job 👏 though a backfiring curse as you said Panchaali 😊
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Posted: 11 years ago
Somehow, I doubt that the backfiring would have been Vyasa's work 😆

Cotswold, please update the title to 'EXCLUSIVE: Karna curses Vyasa' 😈
Edited by .Vrish. - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
@Cotswold! Really sorry I couldn't give my very valuable feedback to you. Its just that I was left speechless in laughter after reading. I maintain that the interview cannot be described my a mere few words, and so I'll just say thank you for giving me such a good laugh!👏

@Vrish, Yay! Vyasa gets cursed! You know, actually Vyasa IS illegitimate. Good point. But don't ever mention that out in public, or devotees, especially ISKCON followers, will punish you for nama-aparadha. I myself am going to ask sorry to Krishna, but eh, whatever said and done, he still remains...

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