OS - Being Shakuni (pg 142) Duryodhana's killing (pg 139) - Page 61

Originally posted by: nuckts

lolzzz!!!!! that was a fab one!😆
i just can't take it anymore how star MB has distorted their story!😡

Originally posted by: Archanapajit

😆😆..It will change our thoughts on MB also..superb as usual cots.

Our CVs are very creative people..MB is already written ages ago and why should they accept those low quality scripts !😆

Originally posted by: Cotswolds

CHAPTER TWENTY ONE

This OS is meant to make fun of Starbharat and NOT intended to make light of any events described below. If someone is hurt, my apologies.
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Hello Mr Ashok, director of StarBharat. I am reporter Vijay. I want your interview.
Nice to meet you again. Have a seat. Lovely word StarBharat. Haha.

Well Sir.. You should put a disclaimer like in movies that any resemblance to original Mahabharat is merely coincidental.

Before reaching to any conclusion, please note that Starbharat script is written by our experienced, super talented CVs on high end computers in exotic fonts.
Original MB script, in contrast, was a scribble of a partially evolved pachyderm on a fragile palmleaf using a primitive tusk as a pen.

Now you be the judge which script is superior.

Hmmm. Anyway, congrats for high TRP of this show.
Thanks. I am always fascinated with Mahabharat. It has changed my life.
The serial has even changed life of mighty Bheeshma, Karna and Pandavas, so I am not surprised it changed yours.

Good point - why should we be the only people whose lives get changed? 😈

Thanks for the complement. I was always an independent thinker, a rebel since childhood, never caving in to established norms. In school, I always suffered in Physics and Maths subjects as it demanded the strictest adherence to laws and theorems. I also faired very poorly in remaining subjects due to lack of interest.
Arch enemies are like two parallel lines which never meet but your show has made Arjuna and Karna hand and gloves from the word go.

And so what if Karna can't marry a princess? He can still galavant w/ a prince 😈

Kaju is essentially the quintessential Hindu answer to 'Adam & Steve' 😆

Starbharat is geared towards 21st century, modern audience. The special bond between Karna and Arjuna can only be likened with love between Parth/Krishna or Jai/Veeru or Daya/Abhijeet.

Mere Karan-Arjun aayenge fame, ever-old Rakhee Gulzaar was the first visionary to immortalise their bond.

Why the friendship between Duryodhana and Karna is as invisible as Bhanumati's presence ?
How can Duryodhana trust Karna when Karna shares special bond with Arjuna ? They share engaging eye-locks. Karna enjoys spa feet treatment from Arjuna. Duryodhana is rightly justified in insulting him as Sutputra. Karna is a poor victim of Duryodhana's capitalism.

Starbharat is heavily criticised by Mukesh Khanna. What do you have to say ?
Mukeshji is an old school who believes in detailed research, meaningful dialogues, realistic acting and logical presentation for success. He also has a nauseating reliance on outdated Vyaasa.

We have derived from varied sources such as Amar Chitra Katha, Tinkle, Kungfu panda series, personal experience as well as wild imagination.
Subhadra is inspired from Priyanka of Barfi. Bheema carries legacy of legends such as Joginder and RajendraNath. Shakra is Hedwig's ancestor. Our Draupadi haran underscores similarity between Sita and Draupadi.

We put lot of emphasis on fitness. One look at Arav's sculpted torso and its not difficult to see why Amba was so frustrated when he refused to marry her. It is truly a body to die for. We have decided to hold off on his payment to ensure natural angry, frustrated looks befitting Pitamaha's role. We are very committed to our work.

Please share your experience directing Draupadi Vastraharan scenes.
After years of in-depth research and exhaustive discussions with leading psychiatrists, neurosurgeons and women activists we have reached a conclusion that it must have been a very difficult experience for Draupadi. We brainstormed for weeks with scores of expert women molesters before finalizing script of Draupadi's Vastraharan.

Oh, the humanity 😆🤣

Nirbhay, our Dusshasana, was tutored by Prem Chopraji and Shakti Kapoorji to get perfect lascivious expressions. Sublime poetry of Vastra/Shastra was conceived by Prasoon Joshi.

We were not too thrilled with BRC's realistic Vastraharan scene in which Dusshasan and Rupaji share the same stage. We envisaged a magnum opus where hapless Draupadi alone takes the center stage, challenging Dusshasan to disrobe her who is standing on the periphery holding her pallu.
It required such a long pallu that we almost ran through entire supply of Krishna's inexhaustible stock of sarees to make one.

Did any of his 16,108 or 16,000, depending on what one believes, have any sari left in their wardrobe after Krishna was done donating them all to Krishnaa?

What was the reaction to vastraharan ?
Vastraharan is not just about a woman's agony, it is a spectacular visual feast of beautiful designer sarees and a perfect ensemble of oil slick half nude male bodies. The ladies all over India enjoyed it immensely. Their only grouse was that the scene was too short and we did not show all hundred Kaurava hunks.

Almost like a 'How dare you attempt to strip 😡... oh wowwwieee' 🤣

Vastraharan also paved way to social awareness with lively debate on facebook, twitter about which warrior looks most handsome topless and which of the sarees suits Pooja the most.

We are discussing with channel if we can introduce another similar VH scene between Keechak and Sairandhri. We are also in advance talks with few gyms for adequate supply of bare, toned bodies.

Nirbhay is now a busy star and has received several invitations to unveil swimsuit mannequins. Shinde is inundated with offers to direct B grade films featuring hot Reshma. Everyone in underworld wants to grow moustaches like Nirbhay or sport a beard like Arpit.

Shakuni is also a rage and candidates with rotten teeth are given preferential treatment for the post of chief consultant to Chhota Shakeel.

Why Panchaali is seen only with Yudhisthira ?
Our show does not encourage polyandry, although our hands were tied in Draupadi's case. Yudhisthira and Draupadi shots were necessary to perform Rajsuya and hence our CVs have decided to promote them as real husband and wife like Ram-Sita.

She has now divorced all husbands except Yudhisthira after Vastraharan. CVs must be lauded for this ingenious solution to shed bothersome baggage of husbands.

Good work. But isn't that short-changing Mr Gandeeevdhaaareee Arjunaaa? Isn't he supposed to have all the wives, & the only son? Ooops, forgot Bhupati Ghatotkacha

Tell us about Pandava's exile.
Whole Yaksha incident and death of Pandavas give me blues and hence we decided to lend vintage Saawariya blue look to the episode. The feel was so authentic, that people half expected Pandavas to be killed by Yaksha for not doing famous towel steps satisfactorily.

Arjuna's tapasya on bed of arrow was a masterstroke of original mind of our CVs. Here, Arjuna will be shown to learn invaluable lessons in reflexology and accupuncture. In the final battle, he will pierce Pitamaha in correct points to give him great comfort in his deathbed.

Please describe your proudest moment.
Shishupal was a phenomenon. Napunsak dialogue was my creativity, hence my joy knew no bounds when Shishupal fame, Joy Mathur was awarded prestigious Napunsak of Millenium trophy and expensive saree by Hijra community for his exemplary social work as Shishupal.

Gillete company is keen to launch new head shaving razors modelled on Krishna's Discus and Arjuna's pointed arrow. The company has signed SRJ and Saurav as brand ambassadors. The new ads will feature before and after head closeups of Rukhmi and Jayadrath.

Saurav - the gaurav of Gillette

The game of Pitthu has created a furore all over world and we intend to strive for its inclusion in Olympics.

Thanks for your time Sir and all the best for future distortions!!

Originally posted by: .Vrish.

Cotswold, too good 👏
Thanks Vrish 😛


And so what if Karna can't marry a princess? He can still galavant w/ a prince 😈Kaju is essentially the quintessential Hindu answer to 'Adam & Steve' 😆

Oh man.. Thats hilarious. 🤣

Did any of his 16,108 or 16,000, depending on what one believes, have any sari left in their wardrobe after Krishna was done donating them all to Krishnaa?

😆😆 Krishna's wives are in a fix too. All of them learnt story of Draupadi's bandage and have rushed to wrap Kanha with bandage to ensure ample supply of jewellery and clothes. Kanha now looks like an Egyptian mummy.



Almost like a 'How dare you attempt to strip 😡... oh wowwwieee' 🤣
😆😆 Good one..

Good work. But isn't that short-changing Mr Gandeeevdhaaareee Arjunaaa? Isn't he supposed to have all the wives, & the only son? Ooops, forgot Bhupati Ghatotkacha
Draupadi has sent legal divorce notices to 4 patis already. 😭😭


Saurav - the gaurav of Gillette
Nice one..👏 Gillette intends to send you a pack of disposable razors.

Originally posted by: thearcher

@Vrish

Kaju cannot be the Hindu Adam & Steve. They are brothers, dude!🤪