Andaaz Apna Apna... - Page 23

Originally posted by: D3_4life

Paresh: Maine pachaas lakh maange the...yeh log thaili mein pachaas laakh le kar aaye hain?

Robert :sir, lakh lakh ke pachaas cheque honge sir...

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*gogo slips on the stairs*

Aamir: Gogo ji, aapka ghagra..

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*after explaining how paresh was kidnapped*

Sallu: Tumhare daddy...

Karishma n ravina: *Glares*

Sallu: Nahin hamare daddy nahin hai...hamare daddy gaon mein hai...tum chaho to roh sakti ho...yeh lo napkin...

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Teja: Murgiyon ka farm kholunga main..Poultry farm...hazaaron murgiyaan, aur unke kahin hazaaron ande...aur arabo omlette!!! usko khane ke liye bread bhi main hi doonga...main bakery bhi kholunga...Bread ka baadshah, aur omlette ka raja, BAJAJ...*sings* Hamara Bajaj...

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Paresh 1: Main teja hoon kyunki mera naam bhi teja hai...

Paresh 2: Teja main hoon safed ramu, main teja hoon yaar...

Paresh 1: Teja main hoon...MARK IDHAR HAI!!!

Paresh 2: Kaunsa mark re kaheka mark yaar!!!!!!

Paresh 1: Main teja hoon, MARK IDHAR HAI!!

Paresh 2: Bhaad mein gaya mark main idhar hoon na yaar!!

*gogo shouts*

Paresh 1: Main teja hoon..

Gogo: Yeh teja teja kya hai, yeh teja teja!!!

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Gogo: *dances* Thakitiki thakitiki thakitiki thakitiki thakitiki thakitiki thaaa!!! isme ek hi goli thi!!!

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THIS SCENE NEVER GETS OLD OMG YE TEJA TEJA KYA HAI , TEJA TEJA 🤣 MY FACIAL MUSCLES ARE ACHING RIGHT NOW LOL AAA ROCKS!!!!!!! <3

Aap swaami hai antar yaami hai , mahan gyaani , buddhi maan hai shakti maan , balki aap toh purush hi nahi hai 🤣 Maha purush hai Maha purush 🤣

Originally posted by: Humsafar.

Murgiyon ka farm kholunga. Hazaaron murgiyan paalunga jo laakhon andein denge. Aur woh omelette, uske liye break bhi main hi dunga. Main bakery bhi kholunga, bread ka baadshah aur omelette ka baadshah. Bajaj.

Hamaaaraaa Baajaaaj. (singing) 🤣

is ka brand ambassador shahid afridi huga 🤣

Amar's dad - "Mere hazaar rupay kharch kar ke Taj mein baal katwana gaya tha nalayaak , baal kyaa cut-ey bhi tere?"

"Kyun naa hum is dukaan ko bech ke churiyon ki dukaan khareedey. Zaara sochiye Daddy.Saarey din aap sundar sundar cheheron se ghirey huey hongey. Mein betiyaan ko chuddiyaan pehenaaongaa , aap maao ko chudiyaan pehenaayengey . Kahin hassi kaa charnaa , nazron kaa ladhnaa ,kahin zulfon kaa bikhaarna, kahin aanchal kaa sadhaaknaa , ouii maa!! 😆 Unke komal komal haath aapke motey motey haathon mein 😆Jab aap chudiyaan pehenaa rahe hongey , woh nazaqat se oui oui kar rahi hogi , aar aap ah ah kar rahe hongey!"

This is the best thread ever! I'm reading all the comments AGAIN and I can't help but go 🤣 🤣 🤣

This film is a comedy and has to be viewed in that context only. One can watch it any time and not be bored. Comedy wise each artiste has acted well. Given how young Aamir and Salman were when they did tjis film I feel their comic timing was effortless. It is a silly, fun caper. What differentiates it from other films is that its universe is convincing. The silliness is believable and effortless unlike desperate attempts by other filmmakers to create conedy by blowing up cars or throwing in toilet humour and innuendo or mixing in drama (the way David dhawan suddenly used to in his films with Govinda).