Zindegi ke Safar mein-(tera mera sath rahe)Pg 20 - Page 13

ArMan in Purani Haveli......U can very well work for the Ramsays SD 😆.
Loved the nouk-jhouk betn ArMan .........Archu is such a nag.....poor Manav explanations dete dete thak gaya ......the songs were so apt esp the beach song 😆 Alwys hve so much fun reading yr material nd I hve said this bfore u r a complete writer / entertainer 👍🏼
Waiting in all eagerness to see wat actually happns in the Purani Haveli

Thank you all for the lovely comments.

looking forward for that SD
hope we girls who attended Manav's swaymvar are not bhataki/pyasi atmas/roohs 😆

Gr8 SD Bhai,keepup the great work.👏

sorrry i was not able to participate in your earlier posts because i was offline from last week because of some personal problems.but now i am back

Purani Haveli-2

Manav aur Archana are standing infront of the haveli's darwaja. Just puzzled enough with the surroundings. Suddenly it starts raining.

Manav- are hum bhig jayenge..chalo darwaje ko knock karte hain..

Archana- haan par yeh jagah itni sunsan kyun hai..andar ki lights on hain par koi shor nahin hai

Manav- lagta hai pati-patni honge aur is mast mausam ka maza utha rahe honge

Archana- chhiii..shaam ke 7 baje honge abhi to..sab aap hi ki tarah nahin hain jo shaam hote hi bas shuru ho jayen

Manav- main keh raha tha ki is mast mausam ka maza utha rahe honge khidki se barish ko dekh dekh ke..tumne kya socha tha

Archana- ab jyada safai dene ki zaroorat nahin

(Achanak bijli chamakti hai aur haveli ke paas ek bade se ped mein ek bheega hua ullu (Owl) dikhta hai. Ullu awaz karta hai "tu wooo". Is awaz se archu darke manav ke seene se lag jati hai. Achanak haveli ki saari lights off ho jati hain aur bas ek window se roshni aati hai. Ab wo light jalti bujhti hai -on off on off )

Archana- manav yahan se chalte hain mujhe to darr lag raha hai..saari lights chali gayi aur yeh wali dekho kaise on off ho rahi hai

Manav- darne wali kya baat hai..pati patni light wali kamre mein honge aur baki sab off kar diya hoga..

Archana- par yeh batti on or off kyun ho rahi hai

Manav-are sab ka alag alag tarika hota hai pyar karne ka..kisi ko andhere mein achha lagta hai kisi ko ujale mein..aur kisi kisi ko light switch on switch off karne mein maza aata hai..waise ek baat to hai kaafi efficient couple hain..ek haath ko to switch mein laga rakha hai fir bhi sab kuch chal raha hai

Archana- darr se main mari ja rahi hun aap ko mazak sukjh raha hai..aur hamesha wo gandi baatein..mujhe pata hai suraj dhalne ke baad aap ko bas usika nasha chadh jata hai'ab puchho mat kis ka

Manav- ha ha ha!!! chalo chhodo'darwaja to knock karte hain

(they knock the door and ask Koi hai?????????????Pata chalta hai darwaja band hi nahin tha knock karne ke baad hawa ke ek jhauke ke sath khul jata hai. Darwaja kholne ki awaz se hi Archu aur dar jati hai..dono andar jayen ya na jayen sochne se pehle kahin se ek kali billi aa jati hai aur awaz karti hai myaooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.Billi ekdum se awaz karke chali jati hai'.)

Archana- ( dar ke) manav wapas chalo idhar se..baarish mein bhige to koi baat nahin

(achanak hall ki lights on ho jati hai. Bahut hi purana Hall hai aur purane design ke furnitures hain. Lekin everything is so neat and clean, as if koi yahan reh raha ho aur daily saaf karta ho)

Archana- chalo na manav idhar se

Manav- yaar kitna sundar hall hai..aur kya mast sofa set hai..wait karo koi na koi hoga idhar usse rasta puchhke fir chalenege. Ho sakta hai yahan raat ko rukna pad jaye.

Archana- nahin main raat ko yahan nahin ruk sakti

Manav- kya dikkat hai? Sofe pe so jayenge. Kaafi spacious hai. Kuch bhi kar sakte hain iske upar to

Archana- chhi gande !! yahan darr se meri jaan ja rahi hai aur aap ko us ki padi hai

( achanak andar se awaz aati "kis ki padi hai?")

Archana- yeh to aap ki awaz nahi thi

Manav- kaun si awaz?

Archana- kisi ne andar se kaha "kis ki padi hai"

Manav- haan to tum bolo na kis ki padi hai

Archana- are chup karo ab..hamesha mazak

Manav- aur tum jo jungle mein mazak kar rahi thi

Archana- ab jhagda karoge kya..meri baat ka yakin karo kisi ne yeh kaha

Manav- are bhai kaun hai saamne aao

( ek old man andar se aata hai. Kam se kam 90 yrs old )

Old man- (manav ko dekh ke chaunk jata hai) aap aur yahan?

Manav- aap mujh jante hain dada ji?

Old man- nahin..shayad meri budhi aankhen dhokha kha rahi hai ( he stares at Archu and tells ) bahu rani tum bhi?

Archana- aai la..main aap ki bahu rani?

Old man- shayad meri nazrein dohoka de rahi hain..maaf karna bachhon

Archana- par dada ji yeh awaz aap ki thi?

Old man- haan wo maine aap logon ki baat suni na..aap log kuch sofe pe karne ki baat kar rahe the..fir tumne kaha apne pati ko hamesha tumko uski padi hai..is liye maine puch liya kis ki padi hai

Manav- waise dada ji yahan kaun rehta hai

Old man-main rehta hun..is haveli ka naukar..sevakram..waise mujhe log khooni darinde ke naam se jante hai

Archana- nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii manav chalo yahan se. yeh khooni darinda hai

Manav-dada ji kyun dara rahe ho meri biwi ko..aur dada ji mazak kar rahe hain..jo khooni darinda hota hai wo aake khoon karke khoon pi jata hai ..yeh nahin kehta main khooni darinda hun

Sevakram-nahin aisi baat nahin bete. tumhe dekhke mujhe kuch yaad aa gaya..warna abhi tak tum dono ko chabake kha janewala tha main

Archana- bachaoooooooooooooooo

Manav- chup karo tum

Sevakram-bitiya ka darna jayaz hai beta'.pata nahin kyun maine tum dono ki jaan nahin li

Manav- ab mazak chhodiye dada ji..aaj raat ko yahan ruk sakte hain hum? hum bhatke hue musaafir hain

Sevakram-koi baat nahin ruko'par kuch bhatakti hui atma hain idhar..pareshan karengi tumhe'sofe pe soke jo karne ka soch rahe ho..karne nahin denge

Archana-hey bhagwan yahan bhatakti atma bhi hain

Manav-ladkon ki atma ya ladkiyon ki

Sevakram-ladkiyan hi hain jyadatar

Manav- kool

Archana- manav aap ko darr nahin lag raha hai upar se ..bhut prt mein bhi ladki chahiye aap ko. Jao main aap se baat nahin karti

Manav- kya archana tum bhi dada ji majak kar rahe hain to main bhi mazak kar raha hun. Aur tum ho ki dari ja rahi ho

Sevakram-hmm zindegi hi ek mazak banke reh gayi apni..kabhi yahan shaam ke is samay mein nritya sangeet ki mehfil jam rahi thi..maharaj aur maharani wo udhar singhasan mein baith ke uska anand le rahe the'aaj sab kuch viran ho gaya'waqt..waqt ke aage kuch nahin chalta

Manav-kab ki baat kar rahe hain dada ji

Sevakram- aaj se kareeb 300-350 saal purani baat hai beta

Archana- (chillati hai) Manav le chalo yahan se mujhe

Manav- achhi baat hai. Par dadaji aap kahin yeh to nahin kehna chahte na ki aap 300 saal se zinda hain idhar (LOL)

Sevakram- nahin beta..mujh ko mare hue to 320 saal ho gaye

Archana- bachao !!!!!!!!!!!!

Manav- dada ji aap ne kaafi mazak kar liya'meri Archana dar rahi hai'ab plz aap yeh sab baatein mat kariye'yeh puri tarah se dar gayi hai

Sevakram- kya naam bataya tum ne bahu ka..Archana.. ( aankhen band kar leta hai..aur do boond aansoo nikal aate hain) khair jane do beta aap dono aram farmaiye

Manav-khali pet kaise soyenge ..kuch khane ko milega'

Sevakram-ab rasoi yahan ki band padi hai. arsha bita gaya yahan kuch khana hi nahin bana

Manav- haan aap to khoon pi lete honge..khana kyun khayenge'

Sevakram- haan beta..sahi kaha tum ne

Manav-dada ji aap itne mazakiya honge mujhe pata nahin tha

Archana- khana khane keliye mere pass biscuits aur cakes hain'par

Manav- are wah..dada ji aap ek cake lijiye

Sevakram- cake ? wo kis chidiya ka naam hai? Tum log khao beta mujhe abhi 6 mahine tak bhuk nahin lagegi

Manav- dada ji hum yahan sofe pe so jayen?

Sevakram- andar palank bhi hai..par ganda hai..yehi so jao

Manav- aap kahan sooge

Sevakram- ghabrao mat beta..main idhar nahin aaunga tum logon ko pareshan karne main bahar us ped mein latak ke sota hun to mujhe neend aati hai

(bahar chala jata hai)

Archana- manav aap ko lagta hai hum yahan se zinda bach ke jayenge?

Manav-achha yeh hamari aakhri raat hai. Chalo achhe se sab kuch kar lete hain. Kya pata kal ho na ho.

Archana- aap mujh se pitoge Manav..hamesha wohi baat'yahan bhut pret apni jaan lene pe tule hue hain aur aap ho ki..

Manav- Archana ab bas bhi karo'jo bhi hai kha ke so jao'are so mat jana..

Archana- main yahan so nahin paungi

Manav- sona kis kamwaqt ko hai'pehle to hum log..

Archana-kuch nahin karenge..yeh kaali raat kaise bitegi'

Manav- chalo main lori suna deta hun

Archana- please gadhe aa jayenge jungle se'back ground mein se kuch baj jaye to achha hoga

(achanak se ek ladki ka gaana sunayi deta hai'

Kahin deep jale kahin dil..teri kaun si hai manzil')

Archana- yeh bhutwala gaana..main mar gayi bachao

Manav- kitna achha gaana hai yaar..bajne do

( gaan bajta hai. Manav ko neend aa jati hai yeh sundar sa gaana sunte sunte. Archana manav ke seene se chipak ke leti hui hai par use neend nahin aa rahi darr ke mare. Gaana khatam hote hi kuch ladkiyon ki hasi sunai deti hai)

To be contd..

Archu sayig "aail la" n Manav saying "Kool"🤣

Good one SD... continue soon...

Horror with thodi naughtiness aur thoda romance 😆 👍🏼 good job!!

Wow SD bhai,🤣

🤣 😎

Full of laughter and naughtiness.. Aur haan thoda Horror bhi...😆