**From & To Satish **( New Pictures Pl see pg 163)

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eljay

@eljay

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Posted: 16 years ago

#221

Satish, I like your writing skills as well as all your jokes. Keep up the good work!

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@satish_2025

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Posted: 16 years ago

#222

You really love this one, and it is one to make you smile, just a
minute to read.
This explains why I sometimes forward jokes to you.

A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the
scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.

He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead
for years. He wondered where the road was leading them.*

After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side
of the road. It looked like fine marble, at the top of a long hill, it
was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight.*

When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch
that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate
looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as
h*e got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side.
When he was close enough, he called out, 'Excuse me, where are we?'*

'This is Heaven, sir,' the man answered. 'Wow! Would you happen to
have some water?' the man asked.*

Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought
right up.? The man gestured, and the gate began to open.*

'Can my friend,' gesturing toward his dog, 'come in, too?' the
traveler asked.*

'I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets.'*

The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and
continued the way he had been going with his dog.

After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he
came to a dirt road leading through a farm gate that looked as if it
had never been closed. There was no fence.*

As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree
and reading a book.*

'Excuse me!' he called to the man. 'Do you have any water?'*

'Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there, come on in.'*

'How about my friend here?' the traveler gestured to the dog.*

'There should be a bowl by the pump.'*

They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old-fashioned
hand pump with a bowl beside it.

The traveler filled the water bowl and took a long drink himself, then
he gave some to the dog.

When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was
standing by the tree.

'What do you call this place?' the traveler asked.*

'This is Heaven,' he answered.*

'Well, that's confusing,' the traveler said. 'The man down the road
said that was Heaven, too?'*

'Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates? Nope.
That's hell.'

Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name like that?'*

'No, we're just happy that they screen out the folks who would leave
their best friends behind.'*

Soooo...

Sometimes, we wonder why friends keep forwarding jokes to us without
writing a word. Maybe this will explain.

When you are very busy, but still want to keep in touch, guess what
you do? You forward jokes.*

When you have nothing to say, but still want to keep contact, you
forward jokes.

Also to let you know that you are still remembered, you are still
important, you are still loved, you are still cared for, guess what you get?

A forwarded joke.

So, next time if you get a joke, don't think that you've been sent just
another forwarded joke, but that you've been thought of today and your
friend on the other end of your computer wanted to send you a smile.

You and your dogs are all welcome @ my water bowl anytime!*
Remember that prayer "Lord, please let me be half the person my dog

believes I am"?*

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jagdu

@jagdu

Dazzler

Posted: 16 years ago

#223

With Arasi gone, glad you're around somewhere still. Keep posting and make us laugh.

luv

jagdu

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@satish_2025

Rocker

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Posted: 16 years ago

#224

LIFE.....

1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return.. But what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel.

2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and you just have to let go.

3. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.

4. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone-but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

6. Don't go for looks, they can deceive. Don't go for wealth, even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.

7. Dream what you want to dream, go where you want to go, be what you want to be. Because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do..

8. Always put yourself in the others shoes. If you feel that it hurts you, it probably hurts the person too.

9. A careless word may kindle strife. A cruel word may wreck a life. A timely word may level stress. But a loving word may heal and bless.

10. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.

11. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, ends with a tear. When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die,you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying...

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@satish_2025

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Posted: 16 years ago

#225

We all carry our mobile phones with names & numbers stored in its memory but nobody, other than ourselves, knows which of these numbers belong to our closest family or friends.

If we were to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the people attending us would have our mobile phone but wouldn't know who to call. Yes, there are hundreds of numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency? Hence this 'ICE' (In Case of Emergency) Campaign

The concept of 'ICE' is catching on quickly. It is a method of contact during emergency situations. As cell phones are carried by the majority of the population, all you need to do is store the number of a contact person or persons who should be contacted during emergency under the name 'ICE' ( In Case Of Emergency)..

The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found that when he went to the scenes of accidents, there were always mobile phones with patients, but they didn't know which number to call. He therefore thought that it would be a good idea if there was a nationally recognized name for this purpose. In an emergency situation, Emergency Service personnel and hospital Staff would be able to quickly contact the right person by simply dialing the number you have stored as 'ICE..'

For more than one contact name simply enter ICE1, ICE2 and ICE3 etc. A great idea that will make a difference!

Let's spread the concept of ICE by storing an ICE number in our Mobile Phones today!!!

Please forward this. It won't take too many 'forwards' before everybody will know about this. It really could save your life, or put a loved one's mind at rest.

ICE will speak for you when you are not able to....

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hemavathi

@hemavathy

Explorer

Posted: 16 years ago

#226

hello satish anna ,

why u didnt come in tms(thirumathi selvam)

anna your posting was really super😊keep it up

Edited by hemavathy - 16 years ago

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@satish_2025

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Posted: 16 years ago

#227

hi hema,

i absolutely have no idea when i am going to come back in thirumati selvam or kolangal.but i am busy with a new serial called maharani for vijay tv which is a remake of a hit serial in malayalam called ende manasa puthri.it should come on air on the fifth of october.i hope and wish everything is fine with you and your family.

love and regards to all india forum members.

satish

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hemavathi

@hemavathy

Explorer

Posted: 16 years ago

#228

Originally posted by: deepak_dinesh
hi hema,
i absolutely have no idea when i am going to come back in thirumati selvam or kolangal.but i am busy with a new serial called maharani for vijay tv which is a remake of a hit serial in malayalam called ende manasa puthri.it should come on air on the fifth of october.i hope and wish everything is fine with you and your family.

love and regards to all india forum members.

satish

thanks for your information na

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@satish_2025

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Posted: 16 years ago

#229

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass
surgery.He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital .
As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to
pay for his treatment. She asked, 'Do you have health insurance?'
He replied in a raspy voice, 'No health insurance.
The nun asked, 'Do you have money in the bank?
He replied, 'No money in the bank.'
The nun asked, 'Do you have a relative who could help you?
He said,'I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.'
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, 'Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are
married to God.'
The patient replied, 'Then please send the bill to my brother-in-law.'