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Posted: 16 years ago
hi jagdu,
good one from a true cricketer.shows your love for the game.well are you a batsman,bowler or both and an allrounder.i still play cricketer with some of my old friends in the nearby ground.but strictly tennis ball only for fear of broken kneecaps and even worse broken windows .
satish
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Posted: 16 years ago
hi everybody,
I hope this mail finds you all in good health and spirits.well kalyanam is over and i hope the new serial IDHAYAM does better.i want to take this moment to thank all of you fans and friends for the support and reviews you posted during kalyana'm brief tenure.it is difficult to make time and write but all of you members did that and for that i am thankful and ever grateful.i have no idea where my postings will be shifted to but thanks again for the response to my amateurish poems and stories.be well.
love satish
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Posted: 16 years ago

pack mentality but a crowded herd


juveniles,novices the young wild and free
innocence and laughter,mixed with gullible and naive dreams
sat together,played together and dreamnt together
time flies as time flows,where it goes no one knows
black and lustrous crown with halo
goes grey and soon white crown of thorns adorn the head
simple innocence turns to disenchantment
laughing and trusting eyes now guard time and wordly materials
built houses with stone and gold,carved the soul in equal measure
from the leftover stone
the house might last but for you and me well that is another story
life is short but it is even shorter for one who has no friends
or kind words spoken in love

time flies as time flows,where it goes no one knows
but where we all will go we know
so take time,make time,reach out now
a kind word,consoling word
a smile even if it does not reach the eye
a warm shoulder even if the warmth does not reach the soul

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A Priest dies & is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven's Gates.

Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a

loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.

God asks him: Please tell me who are you, so that I may know

whether to admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or not?

The guy replies: I am Pandi, Auto driver from Chennai!

God consults his ledger, smiles & says to Pandi: Please take this

silken robe & gold scarf & enter the Kingdom of Heaven ...

Now it is the priest's turn. He stands erect and speaks out in a

booming voice: I am Pope's Assistant so & so, Head Priest of the so

& so Church for the last 40 years.

God consults his ledger & says to the Priest: Please take this

cotton robe & enter the Kingdom of Heaven ...

'Just a minute,' says the agonized Priest. 'How is it that a foul

mouthed, rash driving Auto Driver is given a Silken robe & a Golden

scarf and me, a Priest, who's spent his whole life preaching your

Name & goodness has to make do with a Cotton robe?'

'Results my friend, results,' shrugs God.

'While you preached, people SLEPT; but when he drove his Auto,

people PRAYED'

"It's PERFORMANCE & not POSITION that ultimately counts.

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Indian way of doing business... It works!!!
(Purely on a lighter note...)

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in
D.C. One from Bangladesh , another from India and the third, from China .

They go with a White House office to examine the fence.

The Bangladesh contractor takes out a tape measure and does some
measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I
figure the job will run about $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my
team and $100 profit for me)".

The Chinese contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then
says, "I can do this job for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my
team and $100 profit for me)".

The Indian contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the
White House official and whispers, "$2,700."

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the
other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"


The Indian contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and
we hire the guy from China to fix the fence."


"Done!" replies the government official.
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Presence of Mind

In a shop a man asked for 1/2 kg of butter.


The sales person, a young boy, said that only 1kg packs were available in the shop; but the customer insisted on buying only 1/2 kg.

So the boy went inside to the manager's room and said, "An idiot outside wants to buy only 1/2 kg of butter".

To his surprise, the customer was standing behind him. So the boy added immediately, "And this gentleman wants to buy the other half!!!!!!"

After the customer left, the manager said, "You have saved your position by being clever enough at the right time. Where do you come from?" To this the boy said, "I come from Mexico. The place consists of only prostitutes and football players!!!!!"

The manager replied coldly, "My wife is also from Mexico". To this the boy asked excitedly, "Oh wow!! Which team does she play for"?

"Believe in your presence of mind and never panic".
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sanity vs insanity

i smile but my smile does not reach my eyes
i say a kind word but the words don't come from my soul
i offer help but the help is just words
i give alms for the poor but i do it out of fear
and to please the almighty
i praise my friend but secretly wish his downfall
i love my wife but i love others wives
who am i.
i am the sane,sensible,wise friend and neighbour
and a fellow human being you see as man and woman everyday


i smile to myself and sometimes aloud at the sky and world
i talk to myself and my words comfort me
i sit in solitude and keep my thoughts to myself
light or dark they matter not
for my inner light shines brightly
friends or neighbours matter not
for i have been banished
who am i
i am the one they point and say in hushed tones
careful something is wrong with him
he is moody,introverted,talks to himself

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What is confidence?

A hypothetical situation where 20 CEOs board an airplane and are told that the flight that they are about to take is the first-ever to feature pilot less technology:
It is an un-crewed aircraft.

Each one of the CEOs is then told, privately, that their company's software is running the aircraft's automatic pilot system.
Nineteen of the CEOs promptly leave the aircraft, each offering a different type of excuse.

One CEO alone remains on board the jet, seeming very calm indeed. Asked why he is so confident in this first un-crewed flight,
he replies :
"If it is the same software that's developed by my company's IT systems department, this plane won't even take off." !!!!


That is called Confidence!!!!!

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Increasing Church Attendance

A young Nun who worked for a local home health care agency was out making her rounds when she ran out of gas.

As luck would have it, there was a gas station just one block away. She walked to the station to borrow a can with enough gas to start the car and drive to the station for a fill up.

The attendant regretfully told her that the only gas can he owned had just been loaned out, but if she would care to wait he was sure it would be back shortly.

Since the nun was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and
walked back to her car.

After looking through her car for something to carry to the station to fill
with gas, she spotted a bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always
resourceful, she carried it to the station, filled it with gasoline, and
carried it back to her car.

As she was pouring the gas into the tank of her car, two men watched her from across the street. One of them turned to the other and said: "I know that
the Lord turned water into wine, but if that car starts, I'm going to church
every Sunday for the rest of my life."

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There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I will marry you.'



One day,
someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages
came off, she was able to see everything, including her
boyfriend.

He asked her, 'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The
girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The
sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected
that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life
led her to refuse to marry him.



Her boyfriend left in tears and days later wrote a note to her
saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before
they were yours, they were mine.'




This is how the human brain often works when our status changes.
Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who
was always by their side in the most painful situations.

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