**From & To Satish **( New Pictures Pl see pg 163) - Page 159

Thanks migan and spain.Like my post on reaching my 100th page i repeat myself saying that my blog is your blog and i continue and endure because a few of you do so.It is our blog and is filled with our lively moments,moments of anger and moments of sadness.But most importantly they are filled with our lives and precious time.I will continue to cut,copy and paste spain as you so lovingly have pointed out but i do that just to share some good stuff such as jokes,thoughts and poetry and i do that even though they are not mine.what the heck i am not writing a novel.so lets continue to endure and press on with smiles,anger and aches of heart,soul and mind.Be well.

I remain yours truly
satish

That's sweet.

The darkness before dawn is good for a walk and just as good to gather one's thoughts.Well i seem to be getting up earlier and earlier and somewhere deep inside a clock has come alive and it is ticking loudly.I can feel the hands of that clock tick away louder than my beating heart louder even after my run when i am bent over sweating and gasping for breath.I leant against the lamp post and looked around as if aching to see something different.Sadly it was just the same as was the day before.Same familiar old faces,same dogs,same beach but yet the darkness was different.For the coming dawn was kind of knocking on the doors of darkness saying it was time to slip away and the pressing for light to just shine through.The inky blackness started tearing away and now the cloak of black started showing tears as if it was the clothes worn by an street urchin,tears here and there showing a little bit of his body.So was the cloak of night being torn away and son pinks and oranges lit up and started brightening gently but surely.The few minutes of catching my breath shifted my side of earth to light from dark.My heart rested and subsided from its racy pace and i looked up and faced the coming dawn and let it fall on me from orange caress to burning white and i opened my eyes and i saw the same dogs,the same old people walking briskly as if they could walk away from their lives or some sadness haunting them.So i pondered and waited for that something to trickle into me and then the light lingered and whispered gently.Night and day,darkness and light are all the same.Things are the same and you just have to close your eyes for light to become dark and open it for dark to become light.It's all in the mind and in equal and total halves.So i let the thoughts go and reined in my wandering mind and started wishing hello to the same old dogs and same old people.

students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.

One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic: Cost - $29.99
Clinton : Cost - $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton : Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton : The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton : Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton : Monica is forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton : Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton : Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing

ACTUAL SENTENCES FOUND ON PATIENTS' HOSPITAL CHARTS



Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.

The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to
be depressed.

The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.

Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.

The patient refused autopsy.

The patient has no previous history of suicides.

Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.

Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with
only a 40 pound weight gain in the past 3 days.

Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch

She is numb from her toes down.

While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.

The skin was moist and dry.

Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.

Patient was alert and unresponsive.

She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life,
until she got a divorce.

I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.

The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job
as a stockbroker instead.

Skin: somewhat pale but present

The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

Patient was seen in consultation by Dr Blank, who felt we should
sit on the abdomen and I agree.

Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.

Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side. The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialled 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.

Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.

When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?"

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