Today is my turn to update. For all those who liked my previous update, well you guys are going to be disappointed. Today's episode was so tiresome that i just cannot summon enough energy to be funny (Shoots angry glares and a couple of crucios towards 'Fivr' who assigned me such a boring day.)
Scene 1:
Episode starts with a random conversation between jack-of-all-trades Jaggi and CM (creepy mummyji for the uninitiated).
Jaggi is worried like a mother hen as to why his sahabji and his shayad-gay-shayad-not-gay-but-definitely-hot beta have not returned home. As always CM lies and makes random excuses. Though why she has to lie about silly things still baffles me. I think she secretly enjoys it. Its the only source of entertainment in her veeran-pareshaan zindagi.
Scene 2:
Bili expert imli and vidya are setting her clothes in the cupboard from the suitcase. Our expert who is married, pregnant and mother of till now countless number of children, dresses up like rakhi sawant in a bhojpuri item number offers seedhi-saadhi vidya marital advice. She tells vidya how she slaps jaggiji when he doesn't listen to her and he secretly enjoys it. Poor jaggiji is everyone's punching bag.
She also is angry that gaurav has not yet called vidya ??? ..... errrr ...... hello ??? ...... taking a leaf out of her adarsh saasu-maa, Vidya lies that he called and apologised. Because one must always clarify the state of marital affairs to servants .... right ?
CM who is omnipresent in every scene (instead of her 2 very hot chorras, much to the disappointment of the viewing public) tapkofies and lies to vidya that gaurav called her and has not become 'Mr.India'. Someone please tell CM to mind her own freaking marriage please.
Scene 3:
CM continues with her neurotic tendencies. This time she is worried and hyper that why her bauji i.e sasurji, a 70 year old man is not yet asleep. She tries to herd him off to bed like sheep but he turns out to be one irritated lion and starts to roar ....
Jhooth bol aayi tu ?
Apparently dadaji is fully aware of his layak son's nalayak harkatein. He is not happy that CM in her i-know-best-so-everyone-better-shut-up hitler avtaar is spoiling another girls life by bringing her into this home under false impressions. There is some heavy duty bhashan bajji. And a lot of counter arguments by CM about her adarsh home,adarsh marriage, adarsh husband, adarsh family. lots of adarsh-ness. (A virtual kiss for anyone who can tell the number of 'adarsh' in todays episode).
Sad jokes aside, it was actually a good scene between the two. From the conversation it was clear that dadaji knows everything about his own son, his affairs & gaurav's mysterious problems. And he doesnt approve of the way devyaani is handling it. But he understands her pain as well. He keeps giving her courage to face the truth. But devyaani replies that she doesnt even know what the truth is any more. And she will lie as much as she can to keep this family together.
Scene 4:
How can we have a maryada episode without its daily quota of creepiness. Uttara returns home to find Rishabh drunk and sitting in the dark. Apparently he has got someone to give him money for business and is celebrating in this unusual style. Uttara instead of switching on the lights a normal wife, goes to light the mandir lamp like a TV wife. Rishabh comes from behind and knocks off the diya. For one second i think he is going to hit her again. But it is his love-ishtyle. He talks about how he is her parmeshwar. And indulges in a rather creepy version of foreplay. Seriously, its creepy, damn uncomfortable to watch and not at all romantic. *shivers* ... avoid if eating.
Scene 5:
CM loses all sympathy the next moment when she goes in the middle of the night and searches gaurav and vidya's room while vidya sleeps. Has no one understood the concept of privacy in this family ? btw, why is imli sleeping in the same room ? Is she going to get up and give 'billi' pointers to vidya in the night. ?
Scene 6:
Like pyaasa searching for water, we finally come to the scene which we were all waiting for. The only reason why we (ok, I ) tolerate this rather dysfunctional family. Our cutie chorra finally gives his jhalak.
They show two alternating scenes between Priya & her brother and Aditya & his sister. Priya talks about how thankful she is to aditya for saving her life and accepting her. But she cannot spend her life surrounded by policemen that remind her of her past.
Aditya on the other hand has a cute boding with sweety (his sis) . She is teasing his majnoo tendencies and he says he knows that priya loves him ..... just a little less than he loves her ..... haila! aditya, leave her, pick me. I'll love you more than her. pakka promise
Scene 7:
Obligatory Ishq hai sequence. Priya can't sleep and aditya cnnot study. Both thinking of the other and the song playing.
Precap:
Rather filmi. Priya is waking down the road and is seeing aditya everywhere (rather like me) including the chuski wala (not like me)