Kuch hai sawal.. Pg10! Krishna Mahotsav - Page 3

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hillarious 👏 👏 im holding my stomach 😆
vry nice voicemail specially d kasturi one omg so funni 🤣 🤣 d tunes r perfectly matching wid d characters 😆
do make more 😉

hey thanx baby..will try to learn more hindi words..can i suggest some more ideas from my Bewakoof's workshop to u in pm's if u don't mind? so that u can make one more nonsence fic..jaldhi batha shall i give u one more idea? 😊

hahahhhahahah, okay thats it my bladder can not handle this amount of pressure.period....🤣 that was lol hillarious, JW your an amazing writer, and since i know your amazing with number too i have to ask is there anything you arent par excellence with😳

i luvvvved devika's vm, its soooo typical and i just could imagine her say that... and of course devika would never reply, like you said her assistant would deal with such menial work fantastic.....👏

Puru finally admited that he is Mr. Devika Suberwal..😆 and kya shaayari use kiya hain tumneh... luved it...and of course who but the shingoos would want to call puru.. no one..i'm sure..

robbie ka vm was totally LOL, yaar especially when you said relax relax its only vm..🤣 could you imagine some fan really gettin excited and then bang you hear its a vm...😉 good one JW....

Ufff Kasturi maatah ki jai hoi... i'm shocked that she only had 3 options... you'd think kasturi would have at least 5 as a minum with all her memoirs and bhashaans and morphing, and chaal baaziyan that the lady would need a call center to handle her messages and a vms....

fantastic work JW one of many brillant pieces of work luved it pure enjoyement thanks youuu JW...

luv robziiii

🤣 Great work!!! 👏 Loved all of them!! Your really creative, keep it up! 👏

Kay

😆🤣 🤣 🤣 oh my goshh!! you killed meeeeeee 🤣 🤣 that was hilariousss!!!! 😆

devika's--"INR50,000,000 and below earning group, do not call back, else you may be sued". haha it's just like her 😆😆

puru--ringtone-"please give me another glass of alchohol. I will talk sense after I get back to my senses 😆
Hi you have reached the voicemail of Purushottam Sabharwal...nahi yun kahiye Mr Devika Sabharwal." no comment 🤣 🤣😛

Robbie--Ringtone is .....opening bars of the song Mitwa 😳
"Hi you have reached Robbie. (Relax, relax, relax ...its just a voicemail 🤣)😉😉." awwwww😳😉

kasturi--"(In a shrill voice) Namaste, aapne mera number dial kiya hai. Kasturi Chaa, nahi Kasturi Sabbb, nahi Kasturi Singg....nahi...Mein Kasturi hoon aur yeh mera number hai. 😕 " 😆😆aare i know its ur numberrr!!!!!😕

"Aap apna message chodiye and then press *2 (so caller does that...and then at the instant caller presses *2 there is a loud shrill ....Raunakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk) " oh godddd 🤢😆

"Main Menu: Agar aap upar ki dono categories mein nahi fit hote hain to dial kijiye 3 (so the caller dials 3 and the message is )Ye mera sangharsh hain... insaaf ke liye, yunhi sangharsh ke liye. 😕 Mein hi insaaf ka tarazoo hoon aur meri zindagi ek sangarsh. Aur kuch kehna hai, to kahiye. Mujhe koi faraq nahi padta. 😡 (screaming aloud) Haan mein hi Kasturi hoon, mein hi insaaf, mein hi Arjun, mein hi sangarsh , mein hi ......... (caller tires out and disconnects the call). " mmmm... 🤔

you're incredible👏!!!!!

@*princess*15
Thanks yaar 😳 ...I am doing some for Krishi....hopefully you will like it....meanwile ek alag instalment kar rahi hoon.

@Sindhoo 🤗
Of course balike ....please pm the idea and hum usey develop karenge 😳

@Robzi
😆 ....I knew you will like the Puru in fact I thought of you when I wrote that 😳 ...and tumhara comment of Kasturi needs a call centre to manage voicemails 🤣 🤣 ....

@Kay
Thanks dear 😳 ...next instalment coming your way 😳

@mike00rules
Thanks yaar 😊 . I think its the first time I am interacting with you...its a pleasure and hope you dont get frustrated with the further nonsense that is to follow.


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ANDE KA FUNDA...........

Ok ........have any of you watched Kaho Naa Yaar Hai...Because what is about to follow is a derivation of a superb question asked to Mallika....the question is if one egg (anda) takes 3 minutes to boil, then how many minutes are required to boil 3 eggs (andas)....the answer of course is 3 (though Mallika gave a smashing answer 😆 ).....Anyways, ab socho ke this question is asked to our favorites of Kasturiland...to kya hoga 😆


Question at the breakfast table: If one egg (anda) takes 3 minutes to boil...then how many minutes are required to boil 3 eggs (andas).... ????


Responses
1. Devika
What nonsensical question is this. Early morning don't irritate me. 😒Of course 3 minutes. And while you are at it, make my eggs half boiled. And breakfast mein eggs ke saath, I will have orange juice, swiss yogurt and kiwi fruit. Now get GOINGGGG!!!

2. Purushottam
Anda...again 😭 ....ek woh din the jab meri bebe (mom) mujhe paranthe khilati thi 😍 Muli ke parathi aur dahi ..wahhhh...Yaad hai Dushyant 😳 ...Ab sirf ande khaa raha hun ...Ab jab anda de hi rahe ho to egg-nog (egg-nog is eggs beaten with sugar, milk or cream, and some kind of spirit eg bourbon, rum, brandy etc) hi de do. 😆 😆 😆 Eggs boil karne ki kya zaroorat hai. Aur 3 minute lage ya 30, kise farq padta hain.

3. Dushyant
Haan Purshottam...tere kothi ke baramde mein subah ki dhoop mein khatiya pe baithke hum kitne parathe khaate the 😳 😍 ...Mujhe bhi wohi do jo Purushottam khaa raha hai.... 😊

4. Nandini
Eggs.... 😭 ..Tum jaan bujh ke ye sawaal kar rahe ho. 😭 😭 😭 Jaan bujh ke 😭😭😭 Mere Raunak ko eggs kitne pasand the 😭 😭 😭 scrambled 😭 sunny side up 😭 egg bhurji 😭 eggs on toast 😭 french toast 😭 ...Tumhe ek maa ki baddua lagegi 😡 ...ek maa ki baddua. 😡 ..eggs boil kar rahi ho...ek maa ki baddua lagegi....mera Raunak jahaaan bhi hai...ye boil hote hue egggs dekh raha hoga....woh tumhe kabhi maaf nahi karega 😭 😭 😭 kabhi maaf nahi karega😡

5. Raunak
Morning everyone... 😃 Three eggs .....3 minutes...nice teaser 😊 ...Ok Nandu can I have a glass of banana milkshake with the eggs, please. Jaldi...Jab se paani mein gira hun, kisine ne paani ke liye nahi poocha ...am very hungy...chal jaldi kar

6. Robbie
Morning everyone, whats for breakfast 😊 ...Three eggs...3 minutes...And now Nandu ye bakwaas bund kar and jaldi breakfast laga...Coma mein IV drips or glucose andar thoos thoos ke bhare hain...I am famished Let me have my first solid breakfast 😃

7. Vikas
Morning everyone......breakfast mein eggs ...kya mom ...achha Tanu ne banaye hain....how nice Tanu😃😳...kitne minutes for 3 eggs...3 minutes. Tanu, Tanu, Tanu...... 😍

8. Ariv
Morning mom, morning dad. Three eggs....answer is 3 minutes. Nandu, Vikas ke liye eggs mein leke jaaonga....(In the kitchen he cuts the boiled eggs into halves and adds a heavy sedative😈). Ariv, thinking to himself in soft measured tones..."Tanu...tumhara...pati...ab...mere...ishaaron...pe.. ..chalega...soyega...ha ha ha ...mein...tumhe....paake...rahunga...aur ....tumhara...woh...haal...karunga...jo...kisiko ...nahi ...pata...chalega" 🤢

9. Kaushalyaji
Ande.... ...Lalajee...Lalajee...yeh kya keh rahen hain...hum kabse ande khaane lage...mein bauji ko kya jawaab dungi...is ghar ke sanskaar, pavitrata....aur ande...ya Rabba...kuch raastaa dikha 😭 ...teen ande...Lalajeeeeee

10. JP bhaisaab
Ande..... 😉 pata hai Kaushalya maine ek baar dukaan me chipke se ande khaye the... 😉 ...woh bagal wale Khanna ji haina, unhone laaye the... 😉 ....3 ande...nahi hamein 2 hi de dijiye...ek mere liye aur ek Kaushalya ke liye....Kaushalyaaaa

11. Alaana
Oh my God mama, early morning mera honey and lime juice ready nahi tha 😭 😭 ...you know how important it is to me...mera complexion 😭 😭 😭 ...zaroor is Kasturi ka shadyantra hoga😡😡...Oh my God ye dekho ek pimpleeeeeeeeeee. 😭 And where is the breakfast. What question is this 3 eggs. how many minutes....Nandu, jaao ek calculator leke aao 😆 😆

12. Nikhil (Puchky)
Morning Mom 😃 ....Morning Alaana ...wheres the breakfast..three eggs...3 minutes...Mom, mere paas 3 ideas hain...aap kahe to sunao.. 😈 ...Bas INR 3 lakhs de dijiye....Aaj itne sehi kaam chalaonga 😈

13. Poo Poo aunty
Andeeeeeeeeeee..wah bhai wah 😃 😃 😃 ...Pooja ko batati hun....Pooja khale le puttar khale ...vadde log ande hi khate hain roj😳...aur phir jab hum high society mein jayenge to attitude jamayenge 😍 ..Oh breakfast ke liye ready hona hai...mera make up kit kahaan hai 😃

And of course last but not the least

14. Kasturiji 👏
Ande, ande boil kar rahe ho 😡
Ek innocent life ko uske chicken mom se alaag kiya 😡 😡 😡 Sharm aati hain muje aap ko insaan kehte hue. 😡 Aap insaan hai ya haiwaan 😡 Ek chote si life ko maar diya 😡 Kis paani se yeh paap wash karoge..Bataaaoooooo 😡 Us life ko maar diya , jo apne bachav mein kuch nahi kah sakta 😡 😡 . Is bebas, innocent, helpless life ko maar ke shamelessly khade ho 😡 These eggs ka intaqam mein lungi, I will take the revenge, mein pratishodh lungi, I will assure that the balidaan of these eggs has not gone waste 😡 What harm had the eggs done 😡 . 20 days..20 days ke andar tumhe boil nahi kiya to mein apna naam badal dungi 😡 . Yeh sirf ek ande ka nahi...yeh sawaal ye, dharm ka, sanskaar ka, manavta ke prachar ka, jeev jantuon ki dekhbhaal ka blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah..... 😡 Mein pratishodh lekar rahungi 😡 😡 😡

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Okk Now I have a serious Q, Soooo if KC fails to boil him in 20 days, then wat will her name be?? Wog bhi tumhi bataadooo🤣🤣🤣

Dushkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, tum Puru ka saath nahin chodega kyaaa????🤣

Ahaaaaaaaaa Nanduuuuuuuuuuuu [Singhu Nandu😆, No confusions please], RaS ka jhap nahin chodaaa yeh?? Ab tho RaS bhi waapas aa gaya naaa paani se..🤣🤣 Lagtha hai kamzor hogayi hai nazar😆😆😆

But Jrrrrrr, Kc was busy legi'ing pratishodh??? Ab tak ussne answer nahin diyaaa😆😆

P.S: Thanks Jrrrr for explaing wat is egg-nog... I have heard the name but till now i didnt get wat it meant.. Soo thanks to u, i learnt one new thing today😃

Krishi

Krishu,
😆 😆 😆 I didnt get the comment on KC ne jawaab nahi diya ?...what was that yaar?...And now that you pointed I was referring to Nandu the servant...but i forgot apni pyari Nandiniiiii is also called Nandoo 😆 😆 😆 And egg-nog ka real reason is usmein rum, brandy etc daalte hain.. Dekhna Puru early morning hi peene pilane shuru ho jaata hai 😆

Originally posted by: JWMRK

Krishu,
😆 😆 😆 I didnt get the comment on KC ne jawaab nahi diya ?...what was that yaar?...

Areeeee, U have asked a Q naa ki how long does it take to boil 3 eggs wen u can boil 1 egg in 3 mins... Soo iss Q kaa jawab nahin diyaa KC ne🤣... She is busy chanting all those pratishodh mantras and singing yeh hosla song😆

Thanks to me ki I mentioned tat its not Nandu the servant but its Nandu the Singhu😆😆😆

Krishi

Hollow jiiiiiiiii JWMRK jiiiiiiii..oye kaise ho? 🤗 yaha kya chal raha hai abhi abhi dekha tha.. 😆 😆 😆 ..acha muje ek aur ande ka fanda batha...
agar mein sindhu reddy kastu maayi ki bhaasha sunaa tho continuesly for 3 hours kithne ande dedoongi[don't get confuse e sindhu ki ande hai not gadhe ki ande.. 😕 🤪 ] 🤣 ....hahahaha tumhaari bhasha write up for kasthu naa just mind blowinguuuuuuuuuuuuu re ..kisko chodegi bhashan queen..acha bathaav kis se bhaashan de rahi hai re wo? poor servant se?bechaara 😆

Coma mein IV drips or glucofamished Let me have my first se andar thoos thoos ke bhare hain...let me have my first solid .... this is best part my laughter don't ask..thank god my mummy didn't come into my room ye soch ke kahi paagal tho ban gayi meri beti.. 😆 😆 😆 akele beit ke hass rahi hai 😆 😆

Nandini's part is simply awesome yaar..how to explain about my haalath..simply awesome 👏 👏 👏 and very good laugh in the morning..thanx for good humar
Muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 😃

mammam Mindblowing goriya😆

ok's what about the next part 😳