Kuch hai sawal.. Pg10! Krishna Mahotsav - Page 5

@mimi0295
Thanks 😊

@RK_fan
Rkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk 🤣 so good to see your post...you know kal Thaipusam tha and for a minute i thought Kasturiji took inspiration and walked over coals 😆 ...And the Anda series even I enjoyed writing about Nandini 😆 😆 😆

@Sindhoo
Hey dear 😊 glad you liked it ...seriously yaar India ka raasta is a dream 😳


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Chali Chali phir chali chali Benaras ko Kasturi team chali 😉


Hear one hear all....Our favorites from Kasturiland arrive in Benaras. 😃And as expected, they are excited about the city and each one explores it in their own ways ....Ab padhiye aage

1. Robbie resumes singing
The newly awakened Robster has turned a whole new silent branch😃...And he has given up singing rock/ pop/ peppy numbers. Naa... dont worry he is still singing...but bhajans, dohas, ghazals, etc etc 😉 ...Robbie therefore goes to check out the musical instruments and will now be seen playing the tabla at concerts, and at times the sitar 👏 👏 .....Par kahani mein twist hai 😉 ...kehte haina that a leopard does not change its spots 😎 ...so Robbie gives his first concert.....
Robbie at the tabla, attired in a Pyjama, Kurta and Shawl 😳 Giving him company are two guys playing flutes.....Robbie is singing a Meerabai bhajan (Indian poetess and a saintly princess who sang devotional songs for Lord Krishna)...."Mohe aayi naa jag se laaj mein itna jor se naachi aaj ke ghongroo toot gaye, ke ghoongroo toot gaye, ke ghongroo toot gaye"...SUDDENLY!!!..ateet ka sayaa wapas aa gaya ...Robbie voilently starts beating at the tabla ...he snatches the flutes from the guys and starts beating the tabla with it as if it were drums, Organisers pareshan ...and then ...to everyones shock... Robbie throws the shawl, removes the Kurta and sings..."toota toota dil, leke aaya ab, kaise ye dil mein nami aha ha ha...na jaane koi , kaise hai ye zindagani...hamari adhoori kahani" (Song sung by James)
Some how the situation is salvaged...... phew
Next concert...Robbie in a new Kurta Pyjama and new shawl 😳 with the sitar....singing...."Patta patta boota boota haal hamara jaane hain, jaane na jaane gul hi na jaane , baag to saara jaane hai" (i.e. every leaf and stem knows my state, apart from my beloved, the whole garden knows my state)...Organisers khush 😃 ...SUDDENLY!!!!... ateet ka sayaa wapas aa gaya ...Robbie gets up to everyones shock... Robbie throws the shawl, removes the Kurta and sings, picks up the sitar and voilently prances around with it treating it like a guitar ..."woh patte patjhad ke, pedon se lipte the ...woh patte dil dil dil the...Dil se re, Dil se re, Dil se re, Dil se re, Dil se re"
And Robbie is back in action 😲

Meanwhile, in another part of the town....

2. Alaana and Puchky are at the ghats....
Alaana: Oh Puchky dekha tumne, Mom ne humien kahaan bheja hai 😭 ...oh God look at all the people in the water, kam se kam they should have arranged for individual bath tubs ...ab mein kaise dip karun in the water.
Puchky : Alana just get over with the dip in the Ganges and lets go back to the hotel
Alanaa: But Puchky abhi to maine skin tone lotion bhi nahi lagaya...What is the level of chlorine in the Ganges 😲 ...I dont want a tan you know
Puchky: Alaana stop this nonsense. This is a river ...not a swimming pool. 😡 And be quick ....and let me think what Mom is upto
Alaana: But Puchky baby , first listen to me....I think issme zaroor Kasturi ka haath hai 😡 ...she is somewhere around bribing the tour guide. Thats why he got us here ...Warna I am sure in todays time there must be different ghats for high class and middle class people 😲 ...Also see he got us to a ghat where there are only steps leading to the water...Am sure there is a ghat around which has an escalator leading to the water 😎 ...Imagine me in my bathing suit on the esclator sliding into the water
Puchky: Alaana SHUT UPPPPP!!!!!

Meanwhile in one of the bylanes 😉

3. Puru and Dush are searching for the perfect paan
Paan wala: Kaho babu, paan lagaa dun banarasi
Puru: Haan bhaiyaa, lagaa hi do aur thoda jum ke 😉 ...peena na sahi, paan hi sahi. Kyun Dushyant?
Dush: Sahi kahaa Puru, chal ho jaate hai shuru. Jawaani ke din yaad aa gaye 😉 ...Kaise hum paan khake, Rasilibai ka gaana sunne jaate the.. 😉 😉 😉 ... Puru: Haan...aur kya gaati thi...wahhhhhh....."Mohe panghat pe Nandlal ched gayo re 😛 😉 "...wah
Dush: Sahi kahaa Puru 😍 ....Ab to sirf jo stag parties bachhe organise karte hain unme hi "Mayya Mayya gulabi taare chunle" sunne jaana padta hai 😆

Meanwhile at a sari shop........

4. Nandini is shopping for saris
Nandini: Zaraa Bhaiyaa woh saari dikhana
Salesman shows a nice red zardosi sari
Nandini: Oh.... Mere Raunak ne aise hi saari mujhe laayi thi ...Raunakkk 😭 😭 😭 ...ab mujhe kaun sari dilayega 😭 😭
Salesman: Madam no worries ...yeh dekhiye...and shows a nice blue benarasi silk sari
Nandini: Oh.... Mere Raunak ne aise hi saari mujhe laayi thi ...Raunakkk 😭 😭 😭 ...kya tum yeh saari dekh rahe ho 😭 😭
Salesman: Behenji royiye mat ...yeh dekhiye...and shows a nice yellow cotton sari with purple embroidery
Nandini: Oh.... Mere Raunak ne aise hi saari mujhe laayi thi ...Raunakkk 😭 😭 😭 ...hai re meri phuti kismat 😭 😭
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After exhausting all the saris
Salesman: Oh.... ...Raunakkkkk....kya aap ye dekh rahen hai sir 😭

Meanwhile, in another part of town

5. A big crowd has gathered.......
Loudspeaker pe announcement: Dekhiye bhaiyon aur behenon, ek sachhi aurat ki kahani, ek sangarsh, ek vishwaas, ek sahaas, ek atoot prerna, ek aatma ki, ek aastha ki, ek puja ki, ek .............ki kahani
Aur dekhiye in dehekte hue sholon ko....various rows of hot burning coals, red hot iron rods, live electric wires, and 14*14 inch square of burning gasolene is on display
A woman dressed in the "Karishma Kapoor" "Jab we met style" punjabi suit emerges.....Oh My goodness 😲 😲 😲 ...She's Kasturi 🤔
Kasturi takes off her shoes....and lo and behold walks over the burning coals, red hot iron rods, live electric wires, and 14*14 inch square of burning gasolene 😲 😲 😲 ....All this while thinking about the title track "Mitwa" and you know who 😉

And .....in another part of the town the Rockstar turned Bhajan/Ghazal star turned Rockstar Robbie is walking over grass ....and suddenly Robbie's feet are inexplicably burnt

awwwwwwww JWWWWWWWWWWWW.... this one was par excellence.. first of all thanx a lot for the info on Benaras... it really has helped me in understanding the situation in the drama as welll... loved every bit of the info aur yeh sub parh kar mera bhi dil chah raha hay tumharay des jaanay ko.. 😳 .. paan , gol gappay aur gola gunda kiya yaad dila diyaa... miss all those yummy treats a lot 😭 ..
coming to ur take on the trip to Benaras .. 👏 👏 👏 bravo girl... tu nay to hansaa hansaa kar pait may dard kara diya hay.. especially nandini's outburst so true ,... I can actually imagine her saying all this... haahahahahahha... loved it.. aur humara rock star.. hope he comes back soon 😳 to all his previous glory
waiting for the next one 😃
Fari

omg......this is hilarious!!!!! 🤣
u should do this often...like everyday!!! 👏 👏 👏

love the first one...
also in the banaras one..the best bits were....oh wat the heck!! the whole banaras thing was just fab....🤣🤣

this was absolutly amazing, JR!😆 these parts were absolutly hilarioussss!!! --

Alaana: "...Imagine me in my bathing suit on the esclator sliding into the water " 🤣

Dush: "Sahi kahaa Puru 😍 ....Ab to sirf jo stag parties bachhe organise karte hain unme hi "Mayya Mayya gulabi taare chunle" sunne jaana padta hai 😆 "

kasturi in the circus😆:
"A woman dressed in the "Karishma Kapoor" "Jab we met style" punjabi suit emerges.....Oh My goodness 😲 😲 😲 ...She's Kasturi 🤔
Kasturi takes off her shoes....and lo and behold walks over the burning coals, red hot iron rods, live electric wires, and 14*14 inch square of burning gasolene 😲 😲 😲 ....All this while thinking about the title track "Mitwa" and you know who 😉 " godddd what does she apply to her skin. is there a super lotion i dont know about??!🤣

"And ...in another part of the town the Bhajan/Ghazal star turned Rockstar Robbie is walking over grass ....and suddenly Robbie's feet are inexplicably burnt "

awwww😭 my poor robbie😭 but it's funny that whatever happens to kasturi happens to robbie😆😆.. and he's walking on GRASSSS!!!🤣

Jrrrr, Haan yaar Iam missing pani puri and chaat and not to forget the road side ice cream soooooooooo much now😆.... My mouth is watering, All thanks to u😆..

🤣 Maine bhi dekha yaar Kas very proudly walking over tat glass as if she is really walking on hot hot burning coal😆..... Ohhh I was laughing sooo hard, Cant she use some stick or some tree branch to get tat box?😆😆😆 Ohhh well, Wat else can we expect from destructives😆

Abt Benaras thingy:

🤣Alaana's statement wen she reached Benaras in today's eppy was exactly wat u wrote 😆😆😆

Robbie ko kyaaa ghost ne pakadliya hai kyaa??? Thank god he was only singing his own songs from the past and not tat stupid so called invented tune of RaS🤣🤣🤣

I can fully understand how vexed tat shopkeeper might have become🤣.. Nandu Nanduuuu, kab sudhrogi yaaar??? Forget abt RaS now, he is not going to come backkkkkkk..... Be happy with Vikas 😆😆

BTW JRrrrrr, I dont think we have Karishma Kapoor in JWM film😆... Or is it ur own creation to show the bloopers of BT?🤣

And I luuuuuvvvvvvvvvvvvedddddddd ur idea of Robbie getting burnt becos Kas was walking on coal🤣🤣🤣.... Now u dont tell me tat Kas feet are very soft from walking on grass🤣

Toooooooooooo gud yaaaaaaaaar..... Waiting for the next part😳

Luv u meri jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan🤗

Krishi

@jwmrk : superb re 👏 now i really hoping to come and give a very big hug to u 🤗 very hillarious 🤣 ..
and the best part is as usal Robster ka..the way he snatches floot and plays tabla naa? hahaha really really bad state of me right now.. 🤣 and the songs he sung oh goshh jw--..hahahahaha this is really i am feeling whatever i am writng now.. 🤣 u made me droll today..
and the kasthu and robster ka meantime happenings are so hillarious and offcourse very fortunate as BT people are showing now a days 😡 ..
and u know what when i watched Alana yesterday on screen naa i reminded u re..and Alana's dialogue yest u wrote 'oh my god my pimpleeeeeeeeeeeeee'...hahahah Alana..
well not to mention about Sales man screech after Tamatar's ronadhona is awesome one.. 👏 🤣

and kastu maayi re ithne saare burning objects pe walk kar rahi hai..lol she is really capable to do..

Dush ka bacha..aao aao 😡 mayya mayya ho jaayega 😡 budde log budde log ki tarah reho tum dhonom..

hey jw-- well i won't be online much from today ..i took up some work..and i am busi with that and offcourse i keepin touch with ur Noncence fic inbetween if possible..
love
sindhu

@Krishi
Arey I thould thank you for reminding me of all nice things 😳 ...lekin phir mein thoda senti hui... 😭 ...so now its your responsibility to cheer me up 😆
ok applause👏 👏 👏 ...for catching my joke on Kareena aka Karishma, though my reason was different...I first thought ki I should use another name, then stuck to Karishma....coz is serial mein pata nahi Kasturiji ke kitne naam hai, about the various roops 😆 some other day 😆 ....Chawla, Singhania, Sabharwal, sirf Kasturi, almost Mrs Girish and Mrs Old Man 😆 😆 😆 ...Also Kasturiji walking on coals and Robbie burning can only be a "Karishma" 😆 😆 .....Also for ever she is in the Jab We Met mode thinking about all her personal Jab We Met instances 😆 😆 with you know who 😉
Kastoo's feet are soft a (and got a pedicure) from walking on grass 🤣 🤣 Krishi this one was brilliant yaar 👏
Love you too 🤗

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OMG!!! i just caught up with the whole thing and tere aur mere beech ek dard ka rishta kayam ho gaya hai, Pet(stomach) dard ka rishta, aur nahin to kya, has has kar stomach is aching like hell.😆😆😆 Too damn good👏

Look forward to ur next instalment and i am too busy laughing to quote my favourites which i suppose is the entire post so far.😃

shwetha

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JWWWw OOOOOOOOOOOO MERI JAANnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

my god kya likha hai tumne just mindblowing 👏

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Mujhe nandu aur alana ka bahut aacha laga 😆 aur jo alana bolti hai tumne baikul uske style meh lika ...Greatttt yaar .....tum hum sabko hassa hassa kar marna chahti hoooooooo????????😡😆....

aur tumne mujhe mithe paan ki yaad dila di 😭 i miss my paannn😭😆 mere muh meh toh pani aa gaya hai 😆 ...

Greatttt chal ab banaras toh pahuch gaye ....ab prem katha bhi shurur karwa dena 😳😆

and Dear main soch rahi hoon ki agger tum FF start kardo ..toh kessa rahega 😳 bata kessa idea hai 😆

Manpreet