Discovery Channel is revamping is shows and is launching a new series showcasing unsolved mysteries, path breaking events etc...........Our reporters report the following
1. The burning question before us is "what happened to the Asthiyan i.e. ashes of Mr Raunak Singhania"
As per last reports they were said to be in a safety vault in the SS mansion in Delhi, India....Nobody knows where the vault is apart from Mr Singhania's widow, Madam Kasturi......Since she has left, repeated attempts were made to search for the vault containing the ashes. After searching continously for 289 days,...three safety vaults were found....and after a great deal of trial and error that lasted 47 days an amazing discovery was made. The passwords to all three vaults was the word......"honsla". One vault contained catalogues of magazines showing different patterns on the Indian garment, sari; including a catalogue devoted to only red saris. The other safety vault contained 5 diaries..diary no 1 had several speeches on "dard", diary no 2 on "honsla", diary no 3 on "sanskaar", diary no 4 on "insaaf" and diary no 5 on "hatyaara"....And finally the third safety vault had a terrorising effect...Anyone touching it would cause an alarm to ring ...the alarm was a louuuuuud shriek called "Raunakkkkkkkkkkkkk".....Finally DPF (Delhi Police Force) commissioned some people wearing ultra powerful ear plugs to unravel this safety vault's mystery...Inside it they found various photographs of the moon's surface.😕
Discovery is still unravelling the coded messages that are said to be left through the articles found in these three safety vaults. 😕Anyone who has any clue regarding this is urged to write in or contact Discovery. There is also a cash reward, sponsored by the leading charitable foundation, Sabharwal Dharam Sanstha.😳
2. The other equally buring question is who is Inspector Gaurav?
Some people have actually seen this dynamic personality. 👏Alas, they do not include officers of any police force in India, including the DPF. He was last seen with Madam Kasturi after which he vanished. An interrogation of the people who actually saw him revealed that he possesses hypnotic and extra-terristrial powers. He can make anyone believe anything, he knows about events he is not a party to, he can appear in a particular scenario out of nowhere, he can jump into rooms from trees, windows, curtains etc. And he likes to visit poolside hotels sipping "on the rocks".😎
This elusive Inspector has to be found. Because he is the crucial link to various mysteries, including Mr Raunak Singhania's death. DPF are also crazily searching him to turn him and his activities into a case study for their police officers. The case study forms part of the course "how to spot a criminal". Oh and we forgot ....people serching for him may want to wear very exotic looking binnies or monkey caps....They say he has a weakness for these😉 and might just get attracted to them
And now for some news from the literature world.
Representatives of several publishing houses have been flocking to a religious part of India called Benaras.😃 ....Reason, ...there is tremendous word of mouth publicity of a memoir called "Ye meri kahani hai". Those who have proof read it say that they gave up every negative thought after reading the memoir 👏....The feeling they experienced was almost like King Ashok, Valmiki, Anguliman etc etc, as the memoir made them realise the futility of doubting, destroying, terrorising, spying and driving people to death. The book, if published, is seen as the only source to stop strife in the world. The leading lady of the book has given several notable suggestions on justice, middle class values, love, faith, marriage, relations, bonds of the heart and soul, killers, God, humanity, the Indian holy book Geeta and several other virtues of life. However, the amazing part is that the book has a converse effect on the reader who seems to think only about the absolutely unethical, cluless and horriying behaviour of the lead herione. 😳And therein lies the success of the memoir. It inspires readers to not behave like the leading lady. 😃...therey leading peaceful lives.
There is widespread speculation that the memoirs, if published, will win this years Booker, Pulitzer awards.👏👏
Apat from the above are others questions to be revealed in the next weekly instalment....Thats it for this week
Signing off
Correspondent JW
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