Kuch hai sawal.. Pg10! Krishna Mahotsav - Page 2

OMG JW your tooo much, the line where you said yahan ronauk hai, i had to go and relieve my kidneys from the pressure of laughter..🤣

and fari is gonna die laughing she'll luv it just like alll of us did..

i liked how you tied in vikas's mind over matter helping him like isnt that what poo said to her husband as well great job.. fantastic, i'm gonna try the brain teaser when i find my brain.. 😆 had a late nite last night...been watching that new show kuchh is tara has any of you seen it? do catch it if you get the time...

thunderous applause JW for once you came back the place lite up like on xmas...

luv robziiii

Originally posted by: JWMRK

Hiyaaaaaaaaaaaaa

dear JW 👏👏 in KP's words FANTASTIC 👏... loved ur instalment on Vikas and thankooooossss for including me.. belive me its an honor .... as robbzzz said I have also just recovered from a laughing fit and my kids r looking at me in a strange way 😳.... u deserve all the praise and more for such entertaining writing ... well here goes my replies to ur brain teasers 😳 my replies in red


Bolo Bolo kaun hai yeh in these Indian popular adverts ???????

1. Nerolac ki Deewaren....har color kuch kehta hai 😃
kastu's saris

2. Uska safed mere safed se zyada kaise 😃 😆

the one and only shakuntala madam

3. Fevicol ka jod(a)..pura item tutega par ...jod(a) nahi 😉

can only be roka love 😳

4. Just do(om) it 😳

KASTURI 😡

5. Chings khao, noodle banao, sauce mein dubao, Chings kaho 😉

Nandoo the tamatar

6. Kurkure..kya family hai 😆

Chawla clan

7. No one can (b)eat just one 😆 😆 😆

Devika and her endless battle with roka love 😕

8. Eveready....chalta hi haye 😉

Kastu trying to convince herself "I dont love robbie sir, I dont love robbie sir... I dont... I do .... I do ... huh.... no no I dont love raunak.. huh aray nahi.. I dont love robbie 😡"

Had loads of fun replying to this 🤗... ur a darling 😳

Fari

JWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww My god dear maine yee post miss kesse kar di 😭 yaaar mujh par bhi kasturi ka asser ho gaya hai aachi cheez dikhayi nahi deti 😭 my god am duffer 😡

wow great yaar kya likha hai ...u are tooooooo intelligent👏 aur bhagwaan mujh meh toh dimag dalna bhool hi gaya ....main pata nahi kaun si line meh thi jab dimag mil raha tha 😭

Too good yaar hats off u 🤗😳

Love u 😳

Manpreet

@ jw-- :awesome and Hillarious update buddy 🤣 ..loved the idea every bit.. Fari and JWMRK did great job as News Reader and Reporter respectively😆 😆 😆 do u know i joiened in DPS and found out ur doubts..wahi neeche waale hai ...
1.Robbie ko raat ko policewale kahaan leke ja rahe the: To the saloon 😆 😆 to Shave his beard and to cut his hair too short just like before when he didn't become Maniac in love 🤣

2.Kasturi ko daatne wali wo lady havaldar ko search kar:.. kar diya..kaam katham..she is staying with me from today to protect me from mrs. Raunak widhvaa with her bhashans... 🤣
ok's meet u in next installment 😊

@Robzii
Thanks a ton.. my fav part is the "haar" 😆 ...and waiting for the answers😳

@Fari
First and foremost great sporting spirit 👏 👏 👏 Applaud you ...glad you liked it...and your answer to Fevicol ka jod(a) is so wishful for a lot of people 😳 😍

@Mannu
Am so so happy you saw this😊...And nahi yaar dont be modest, you are good too and especially where it matters like remembering real peoples birthdays and special events 😳 🤗 🤗
Chal ab mere quiz ka answer de de 😆

@Sindhoo
AWESOME 👏 Robbie ko shave karne le gaye 🤣 🤣 . Superb kudiye 😉


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OK aaj ka nonsense......... Voicemail messages

Am sure all of you have heard voicemail messages, including the ones that have elaborate menus like banks (eg press 1 for credit cards, 2 for loans etc etc).....To zaraa socho, if our fooltoo characters kept voicemail messages what would they be.

Devika Sabharwal: Ringtone is ....Trng Trng Trng Trng
(In an authoritative voice). Hi you have reached the voicemail of Devika Sabharwal. Sorry, I cannot take your call. If you belong to INR50,000,000 and below earning group, do not call back, else you may be sued. 😳Others please leave a message and my assistant will call you. Thank you

Purushottam Sabharwal: Ringtone is a ghazal called....."La pilade Saqiya, paimana paimane ke baad. Hosh ki baaten karunga, hosh mein aane ke baad" (translated it means, please give me another glass of alchohol. I will talk sense after I get back to my senses 😆 )
Hi you have reached the voicemail of Purushottam Sabharwal...nahi yun kahiye Mr Devika Sabharwal. Sorry I cannot take your call. Any person with the surname Singhania, please leave a message. Others keep trying.

Robbie Sabharwal: Ringtone is .....opening bars of the song Mitwa 😳
Hi you have reached Robbie. Relax, relax, relax ...its just a voicemail 😉😉. Sorry, I am unable to take your call, message, sms etc . Please leave a message at your own risk as my phone is tapped....

Kasturiji: Ringtone is ......Trng Trng Trng Trng and then the tune Legi pratishodh jwala legi pratishodh
(In a shrill voice) Namaste, aapne mera number dial kiya hai. Kasturi Chaa, nahi Kasturi Sabbb, nahi Kasturi Singg....nahi...Mein Kasturi hoon aur yeh mera number hai. 😕
Main Menu: Agar aap ko Robbie Sir ke baare mei puchna hai to dial kiyije 1....(so the caller dials 1 and the message is ).....Ye mera dharam yudh hai, Aur mein hi dharam hoon, aur mein hi yudh kar rahi hoon. Apne aap se, apne dharm ke liye. Agar aap phir bhi message rakhna chate hai to press the pound key # (so caller presses the # key) Aap apna message chodiye and then press *1 (so caller does that...and then at the instant caller presses *1 there is a loud shrill .....Robbbbiieeee SIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)
Main Menu: Agar aap journalist hain to dial kijiye 2 (so the caller dials 2 and the message is )Ye sach ki ladai hai jo Arjun ne ladi thi, Mein hi sach hoon, mein hi Arjun hoon, aur mein hi lad rahi hoon. Apnon se...apnon ke liye...Agar aap message rakhna chate hai to press the pound key # (so caller presses # key) Aap apna message chodiye and then press *2 (so caller does that...and then at the instant caller presses *2 there is a loud shrill ....Raunakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk)
Main Menu: Agar aap upar ki dono categories mein nahi fit hote hain to dial kijiye 3 (so the caller dials 3 and the message is )Ye mera sangharsh hain... insaaf ke liye, yunhi sangharsh ke liye. 😕 Mein hi insaaf ka tarazoo hoon aur meri zindagi ek sangarsh. Aur kuch kehna hai, to kahiye. Mujhe koi faraq nahi padta. 😡 (screaming aloud) Haan mein hi Kasturi hoon, mein hi insaaf, mein hi Arjun, mein hi sangarsh , mein hi ......... (caller tires out and disconnects the call).

JRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Wat VMs u gave them yaar.... Tooooooo gud yaar.... Especially Devika's and KC's🤣🤣🤣.. Goshhhhhhhhh, y r u punishing the callers yaar with those screeches🤣......

Yaar seee, Wat if an innocent by mistake gets his call forwarded to KC's mobile as may be wrong number or something, Then usska kyaa hoga???🤣

But kyaaa JRrrrrrr, U missed RaS, Nandu and Dushkyyyyy😆😆😆.. Write one for them tooo yaar please please pleaseeeeeee😆😆

Gosshhhhhhhhhhhh, After a loooooooooooong time i am reading ur hilariously funny posts yaar... I sooooooooooooooo sooooo misssed these 🤗

Krishi

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Jwwwwwwwww OOOMMMMGGGGGG tu yee ideas lati kaha se hai ??????????? yaaar tons bhi bahut aachi hai 😆 u are too much ...sach meh bahut aacha laga read karke ..mera hass hass kar bura haalll hai ...mujhe lagta hai ki tera irada humhe marne ka hai 😆 tum kab se kasturi ban gayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii😆

and u know JW meri bhi mobile ki ring tone Mitwa hai 😳

Toooooo Goooooood yaar love u 🤗

Manpreet

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy that's so so funny JWMRK jii 🤣 ..hass hass ke aaj pehle baar laga ki 'Muje bhaksh dedo re"..hahahahaha..
missed ur update early..i am too late today to reply..

ok my take on ur update..actually tried all VMs and meri haalath after listening to them is first word from my mouth 🤬 ..secondly my feeling ..third i became paagal and meri haalath 😈 ..and i 🤢 ..

kasthu ke mahaan words u still remember them? great hei re actually i forgot them in the next minute.. 😆 😆 😆 ..wow superb put 👏
ok's what next? 😛 😉

@ JW 👏
thunderous applause
tu itnay amazing ideas kahan say laati hay??? I nearly died of laughter 😆 ... all the vm's r too good..

@ mannu meray mobile kaa ring tone bhi mitwa hay 😳 😳 😳

Fari

@Krishiiiiiii
Welcomes to nonsense lands... 😆 so sweet of you yaar 😳...no worries...tera hukum sar aakhon par 😳 ...give me a few hours. Eppy starting in few minutes.
And any innocent callling Kasturiji is like entering Bermuda Triange 😆 😆 😆 ..."Jisne suni voicemail ka taan....bujh gaye uske kaan" 😆 😆
Chal, likthi hun...tab tak tu mere questionnaire ka answer de (pg 2)

@Sindeshwariiiiiiii
Kasturiji ki amar bani (words) ko koi bhool sakta hai.😆....By the way the translation of certain Hindi words into English all throughout this thread is for your benefit 😳 ...kyunki kahi tune kahaa tha that some Hindi words are difficult, when spelt differently.

@Mannu and Fari
Well aise ideas aate hai kyunki ...idle mind is a ...is a .....is a....bewakoofs workshop 😆 😆 😆
Aur yeh kya donon ka ringtone Mitwa ....Chalo mein bhi rakhti hun....Kam se kam kisi din KP will listen it 😳 😍