FF: Crazy Kiya Re by KS Members Part14p10 - Page 3

first of all a grand applause 4 all d writers 👏
its really very very hilarious ff pia nobody wants to marry u, what a shame 😆

continue soon 😊

Hey, this is a great idea!!! Mamta the story needs 2 cont. every r u? BTW, wats uni?

Note: The writers of this Part are Guli, Pachu, Ziddi n Cute1228

Part 7

Bani: Boliye Mr.Walia...why only your stuff?

Jai: Dekho pia, i mean bani, i am sorry

Bani: Pia? yeh pia kahaan se aayi?

Jai: Oh shit did i say Pia

Bani opens the door of the study look mad and ready to eat Jai alive, and she folds her hands.

Bani: I am Pia na, how dare you say that 😡

Bani has those eyes 😡

Jai: I swear i didnt mean to say that

Bani: U called me pia right? 😡 😡 😡

jai nods his head nooo...

Bani: Now i will never come out!!!

and she closes it again!

Jai is banging on the door and he is like Bani open the door.
He is looking and thinking of how to get in the room, and then his light bulb goes.
He goes outside, the study room and climbs the balcony and throws a rock.
And he sings

Mere saamnewaali khidki mein
Ek chaand ka tukda rehta hai
Afsos yeh hai ke voh humse
Kuch ukhda ukhda rehta hai
Mere saamnewaali khidki mein
Ek chaand ka tukda rehta hai
(Jis roz se dekha hai usko
Hum shamma jalaana bhool gaye
Dil thaamke aise baithe hain

Bani is like what the heck does he think of self

Bani: oye manju ki aulad do you want to have broken ribs bhuddha kahi ka😡😡😡

Jai: 😲 buddha? she called me a buddha!! *shouting* BUDDHA HOGA TERA PATI *oh crap! that's me* 😕😡

Bani: Thank you..you accepted it

Jai: ab i have to think now to get inside...socho JW socho *strikes* Ladderr!!!

He puts the ladder up there and bani turns around and sees the top of the laddter

and he goes up

she hits her head is like is like oh man

and the ladder is wobbling and then he falls on his butt!

and he rubs his butt saying ouch!!!

Bani going to the balcony and looking at Jai who has fallen down, tsk tsk shaking her hands

Jai is like 😡

Bani: oye mere bhuddha did you break any limbs be care ful don't want you injured if you want your cricket team 😉

Jai: I m truly sorry!!! So you want a cricket team like you said?😉

Bani: *I just did not say that*

Jai: Cricket team? mein aa jaao upar?

Bani: NAHIN! mein abhi bhi naaraz hoon Mr.Walia

Jai: Tab to ban gayi cricket team

Bani: Baneegi..lekin pehle manana padaga

Jai: i am ready...what do you want me to do?

Bani: You sure?

Jai: Yup..anything for you babe

Bani is laughing!!!!!!!!

and then... shes like come up and he runs there.

Bani: is like stop Mr.Walia

Jai: is like what?

Bani: first you have to tell me in ten words what you love about me, and then you have to dance for me like Abhi did in bluffmaster

Jai: Dance...is umar mein?

Bani: Soo you do agree that you are old huh?

Jai: arre nahin reee...i might look old but dil se to pura young young

Bani: Then dance naa

Jai: Jo hukoom sarkar...lekin which song?

Bani: Ummmm..my fav. Say na

Jai starts dancing to say na

and surprisingly he doesnt exactly like abhi!!!!

but that still doesnt satisfy her!!

Bani: i give you one star, you are so old sing

Jai is like what?😕

Bani: sing kajre re and dance like amit ji 😆

Jai: Hailaa..you know no one can dance like Amit ji..he's the best

Bani: Isi liye to..if you want to be best hubby..phir kajra re karna hi padega

Jai: Ok..he starts dancing..mid way...doing the steps to "Kajra re kajra re tere kaare kaare naina" he falls

Bani: Bus Mr. Walia, enough of dancing, one last thing you have to do

Jai: Boliye sarkar

Bani: Go to the store and get me Bounty..i want to eat it...

Jai: *Shocked*

Jai: Bounty?

Bani: yes!!

Jai; at this hour?

she gives a sad face and he's likie okay okay!!!!

Bani: go now

Jai: is like you are bossy

Bani: I am not bossy go 😡

Jai: I am going..hold naa jaan..and he leaves

JW goes to all the stores and cannot find a bounty, he goes to the last store open at night, asks the shopkeeper

JW: Bhaisaab, bounty dedo ji

Shopekeeper: abhi abhi last one sold kar di

JW: Kya? you kidding me?

SK: Kya saab? hindi mein boliye naa

JW: mazaak to nahin kar rahe hain

SK: Kya walia saab, hum aur aapse mazaak, lekin haan, wrapper hain, chalega?

JW: Nahh...*thinks*..haan wrapper dedo, hope its not torn naa

SK: Hindi walia saab

SK: Arre, wrapper do and looks at it and its not torn that much and thinks of a plan

Jai gives an evil grin and then he leaves from there and heads back home.

He goes home and sees that bani is not in the study and when he opens the door he sees she is wearing an pink beautiful sexy nighty.

Jai: Oye hoye meri sexy sexy wife, aaj pati pe itna khush?

Bani: Mr.Walia, meri bounty?

JW: Yeh lo, and gives it to her in the same wrapper with another choc.

Bani: yay and jumps like a girl and opens it n eats n notices, mr.walia this is not bounty..yeh kya hain?

JW: Bounty hain wife, indian bounty, abhi is time mein london bounty nahin milegi

and then bani gets mad! 😡 😡

shes like i want london's bounty not this cheap stuff and boy does her temper rise!! 😡

Jai moves closer and he is like sorrie meri ma
Bani is like sorrie my foot stopping her foot 😡
and she saids give me25pushups right now!!!😡

Jai being a man does 25 push ups in less then a min

Jai: Nything more babe? *says it in sexy voice that Bani's heart drops and hands tremble*

jai: do i see ur hands trembling?

she nods her head no 😳 😳 😳

and he's like yes they are and he walks closer to her.

He walks closer and lifts her chin and makes her look at him and then he seals his lips with hers and her hands travel around his neck 😳

And someone knocks on the door

Jai: Meri ma, who is it, now!!!

He opens the door

and is like what???

and its..

Bapu standing at the door

JW: Yes, aap kaun?

Bapu: Mein, Mohandas karamchand ghandhi

JW: 😲 ...bapu..munna aur circuit yahaaan nahin hain

Jai: What? 😕

Bani: Kaun hain Mr.Walia?

JW: Mohandas Karamchand Ghandhi

Bani: Nuh uh..bapu..namaste, aaiye naa

Bapu: Nahin bete, mein to yahaan munna aur circuit to find karne aaya tha, shayaad next house mein honge

JW: Haan..to the left to the left and starts dancing

Bapu: Beti, apne pati ka khayaal rakhna, lagta hain bechare ko mental beemari hain

Bani: 😆

Jai is giving him the look 😡 😡 😡

bani elbows him

saying dont look at him like that

Bapu leaves singing, "samjho ho hi gaya"

Jai: Kya character

Bani: Mr.Walia yeh bapu hain, jisne hamein aazadi dilaayi nahin to aap aur mein kahaan mil paate? *acting all romantic*

Jai: aacha, chalo bapu to thanks kehdiya, hamara adhura kaam puura karte hain

and then he holds her face....

and they both come close

another knock...

he's like 😡

its bapu..

Jai: Kya Hain?

And goes to open the door

JW: Who the...Maasi aap?

M: haan beta, lekin tumhe kya hua? why u soo sweating?

JW: who me? oh nothing!! i was jus......

Bani: he was doing push ups!!!

Masi: what?

Bani: Yes!!!! he needs to get rid of this

and pats his belly!!

M: ya, that's true

Bani: That's why starting tomorrow morning, Mr.Walia will go to gym for atleast 1 hour

JW: Shocked out of wits! haa..haa...haan maasi, kal se shuru...gym..here i come

Masi smiles and she leaves jai closes the door

jai: me and gym? never!!

bani gives him that look like.. what u say?

Jai: Oh..i said me and Gym forever!!

B: Better say that...*yawns* ok Mr.Walia, me off to sleep, you finish your office work, mein to chali

J: Arre kahaan ja rahi ho meri sexy wife

B: Looks like with growing age you getting deaf too..i said me going to sleep

Jai: But at this time?

Bani: yes its 9!

Jai: So its still early!

he comes closer to her!!!!!

she tries to go!!!

but she cant this time she's stuck!!

he wraps his arms around her and then she becomes all his and the scene fades!!!

The End Part 8 before going to bed.

LMAO....mumz this is the best ever!!!🤣

Guys,

That was an awesome story, my compliments to everyone who contributed, very cohesive and well put together!

😆 😆 😆 awesome .. hillarious

the best one 👏 😆

great story, please continue soon.

swati

Aww, they're so sweet! Please continue soon. Very cute... 😳

This part was written by Pachu, and Guli and Ziddi

Part 8
Next morning, we see sun setting up and bani all awake getting J up

B: get up lazy bones, exercise time!

J: in a min

B: its been past hour, i thought min only lasts 60 sec, not 60 min

J: Oh in my dict. its 60 min

B: your dictionary?

J: ya..its called Jailicious

Bani: well u better but that in ur dictionary!!!

Jai; Come again?again?

Bani: Jai????

Jai: Hai she said my name!!!

he sits up and hugs her!

B: morning mein buddha shuru hogaya, romance, jab dekho romance

J: Bani, i heard that

B: Ya soo, now get up, and go before masi comes

J: Jaata hoon yaar, first wife who makes her hubby let go of her

Bani: and ur point?

Jai: Nothing!!!!

Bani: i thought so!!!!!

And she walks off!!

she leaves and he just goes back to sleep!!

Jai is sleeping peacefully when he jerks due to cold water on him

J: Baaa...Daadi, aap?

D: Haan puttar, 12 baj gayee aur tum up nahin hue isi liye meine socha tumhe jagaah do

J: 12 baj gayee?

D: nahin to kya 13?

Jai: Oh man!!!!!!.......

D: Man.. do u not sleep in the night that u sleep til 12!!

Jai: Do i have to answer that?? 🤔

D: boy.... u better get up now!!!!!!!

and she leaves!!!!

Jai: what to do to get sleep around here!

whos fault is it i am up 1/2 the nite!!!!

Jai: Oh wait! its mine! 😳

J: coming out of the room dressed, "Bani Bani"

D: oh ho puttar, why you shouting? my ears go deafing!

J: Daadi, its deaf

D: Same to same, btw, who you looking for?

J: Baani, kahaan hain?

D: Oh bani puttar, she went shopping shopping with Rano

J: Kya? theek hain, hope she didn't take my credit card

D: Oh ho puttar, why u fikaring? if she did, she ur wife naa n its not that u have no money

J: that means she did take my CC

D: Yes she did taking ur credit card!

Jai: yes she and its take..not taking

D: take? new in my dictionary......

Jai: U have one?

D: yes its called....

D: Ya, its called Dadictionary

J: Da what?

D: Oh ho puttar you getting old now

J: no you just did not say that daadi, me n old? in your dreams

D: Arre puttar dreams ki to baat hi mat kar, me always dreaming of my Abhi, Sanju, Srk, Amit, Sunny, etc..

J: Not Amar Singh?

D: Puttar, he too old for me

J: Like you young

D: Arre mein jawaan hoon..yeh dekho..and she starts dancing to..

She starts dancing tooo

saiyaan re saiyaan re
ye gori baiyaan re
meri chudi mera kangana
yaad aayega tujhko sajana
bache hain bache hain ab kuchh pal tere kawaare
na re saiyaan ko chodake na ja
aa na re saiyaan ko chod ke na ja
na re saiyaan ko chodake na ja

jai is like 😲

J: Oh she did not do that and he starts dancing

Daadi re sehra bandh ke mein to aaya re
Bani/masi ko saath mein mein to laaya re
ab to na hota hain, ek roz intezaar dadi
aaj nahin to kal tujhko yeh bas maana padega ree
tuko budhi ho gayi hein re, mein daadi hain re

by that time, Rano and Bani are at the door shocked and whole family also present

dadi stops and she just laughs!! and so does jai!! 😆

everyone is 😕

jai is like relax... we were jus dancing!

masi: oy..billo (is that wat she calls dadi) wen did u know how to shake ur groove?

dadi: practice!!!!

and then masi and dadi scare the daylights and they dance to.....

chori kiya re, dil yeh dil liye re
chori chori kiya re, dil yeh dil liya re
jaado se jaado kiya kiya re
jaage soye hain hum, khoye khoye hain hum
abhi ke baaton mein amit ke raaton mein
jhoome jiya reeeee
krazy kiya re, krazy kiya re

and everyone just stands there shell shocked 😲

even jai is like omg!!!!

both dadi and masi

and everyone is still like 😲

jai: how can they shake their groove like that? 🤔 😳 (Don't ask me abhi to mein Jawan hu😆)

Dadi: Its secret, ladies secret only

Jai: is like oh man, Dadi whats the secret

Dadi: if i tell you it wont be a secret

Jai: oh please!!

D: Nope! our lips are sealed!

and he's like fine!!!!!!!........

and walks away!

bani goes up to them and she's like wow

who knew you guys can dance...

they are like why dont u try it

bani is all shy and she's like no way!!!!

Dadi: is come bani beta try and then she says ABhi toh tu jawan hai 😉

The End of Part8

This part was mostly written by Pachu and Guli halia, making Dadi and Massi dance😆