Promise

A man very much wanted to have sex with his secretary, wined her and dined with her. He finally succeeded in getting her to his apartment, Where he whispered sweet promises into her ears while he began to unbutton her top.

"If we get together", he said, "A fur coat and a trip to Europe."

The Secretary nodded to the agreement, and soon the two were having sex. Later, while dressing, She asked him when she could get the fur coat he promised.

"What fur Coat ?" he asked.

"You promised me a fur Coat", she said.

"When I am horny I'll promise anything" he said.

Putting one hand on his heart and one on his organ, he added, "When he's soft, he is hard. When he's hard, he is soft!"