anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For
being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other
for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
"Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the
wife.
The fairy moved her magic stick and - abracadabra! - two tickets for the
new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well this
is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a
lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years
younger than me".
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish...
So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and - abracadabra! - the
husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story: Men might be ungrateful idiots, But fairies are
female!