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The madam opened the brothel door in Glasgow and saw a rather dignified, well - dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties

Tintumon called FM: I have found a purse wth Rs.8500 ID card of Mr.Ram RJ: U want 2 return it Sir? Tintumon: No I want 2 dedicate a sad song 4...

4 dos who don't knw who rajnikanth is: 1. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing d earth down. 2 .Rajnikanth...

Welcome to the Jokes Section's Game Of The Month! The game is called, "The Person Below Me" Rules: One person says, The person below me has two

which is d funniest moment of urs which u cant forget through ur life. Share it wid us also.

1. "Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?" 2. "The youngest son, the

Man : (To a friend) Aap kitna padhe ho? Friend : B.A. Man : kamal karte ho yaar! Sirf do word padhe, aur woh bhi ulte…

I'm not 50. I'm $49.95 plus tax. I need somebody bad. Are you bad? Buckle up. It makes it harder for the aliens to snatch you from your car. I'm...

When a man is fed up... Edited by rukhaya - 2009-11-06T03:56:29Z

ESSAY FROM A CHILD A teacher from Primary School asks her students to write a essay about what they would like God to do for them... At the end...

After slapping wife,husband says: A person only beat whom he actually loves... Angry wife slaps him twice n says : Do you think I love you...

Love is holding hands in the street. Marriage is holding arguments in the street. Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant. Marriage

Teacher:- MotorCycle k Kitne Tyers Hote hai? Bhola:- 6 Tyre Teacher(Gusse se): How? Bhola:- 4 Motor k 2 Cycle k! Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kar Mom

WOMEN: Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute! Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they

**Kids Are Quick ** TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered

BEFORE MARRIAGE: Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait! Wife - Do you want me to leave? Husband - No! Don't even think about it. Wife -...

Da Dayz U Most Remeber With Freindz Family Bf/Gf Anyfin:)

Sorry if you heard before... but here goes A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found

An Awesome Dialogue By a Great Person (Rajnikant) " I Will Hit You so Hard That Even Google Wont Be able to Find You"

NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars.Only one person could go, and he will not return to Earth. The first applicant, an

A respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some

Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:- why will you die? Husband:- because, main itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta:.....

Weight loss Programme : A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on...

Well, I don't know if he was married or not,however this may have been the situation If Columbus had been married he might never have...

A small boy opens the door and looks at his sister's boy friend and asks innocently "Every day you come to meet my sister , don't you have...

Wife: Jb Aap Bahir Jaate Hain tou Mujhy Darr Laga rehta hy... Husband: Don't Worry Darling! Me Jaldi aa Jaya Karon Ga... Wife: Isi Baat Ka to

Pathan Kaun Banega Crorepati Mein: Q: What is you father name? Pathan: Plz Options? A. Dilawar B. Changez C. Feroz...

Do you like sports? Who is your favorite player? My favorite player is Lionel Andres Messi. So I collecte many football jerseys, its much cheap...

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,...