Love vs Marriage

Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac.

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!"

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LUST -When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
LOVE -When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE -When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room.

LUST -When intercourse is called "screwing."
LOVE -When intercourse is called "making love."'
MARRIAGE -When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania.

LUST -When you steal everything they own.
LOVE -When you share everything you own.
MARRIAGE -When the bank owns everything.

LUST -When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
LOVE -When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
MARRIAGE -When ... uh ... what's a climax?

LUST -When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.
LOVE -When you phone each other just to say, "Hi."
MARRIAGE -When you phone each other to bitch about work.

Originally posted by: EdwinLeopold

Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

This one is the funniest, lol. I've actually seen married couples bickering on the street. 😛