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Wife: Jb Aap Bahir Jaate Hain tou Mujhy Darr Laga rehta hy...

Husband: Don't Worry Darling! Me Jaldi aa Jaya Karon Ga...

Wife: Isi Baat Ka to Darr Laga Rehta Hy..

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Phone Baja,
Husband: Fone Mery Liye Ho Tu Kehna,
Main Ghar Pe Nhi Hon

Wife: Wo Ghar Pe Hain

Husband: Main ne mna kia Tha

Wife: Phone Aap ka Nhi Mera Tha

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A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
"Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai...

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Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
"Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai."

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli "Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti"

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Wife:
Ek baat bolun?

Husband:
bolo,

Wife:
Maaroge to nhi na?

Husband:
Nhi to,
btao kya baat hy?

Wife:
Main Pregnant hun,

Husband: Hurray!
Its a gud news, dar Q rhi thi?

Wife:
college k dino mein Papa ko bataya tha,
tu bohat mar pari thi.

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Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you

Wife: Thanks! but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

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*Love b4 Marriage*

Janu…tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe…

*Love after Marriage*

"#!#~!!!"…Aj tu nahe ya me nahe

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Wife: Agr mai gum ho jaon tu tum kia kro ge?

Hsbnd: Mai akhbar me ishtehar donga.

Wife: Kya likhwao ge?

Hsbnd: "Jisko mili usi ki"

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Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.

Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,

Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!

Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.

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Wife to husband.

Wife: aj mere taan,maan mein aag laga den.

Husband ne patrol phenk k agg laga di.

Moral?

"jazbat ka izhar asaan lafzon mein krein"

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Pati - Aaj subah na jaane kisaka muhn dekhkar utha tha ki din ka khana
nasib nahi hua.

Patani - Meri mane to bedroom me lage aaine ko hata do varana rojana yahi sikayat rahegi.

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In Court Judge Said to Women:

U R Realy Brave,Daaku Ko Buhat Maara TumNe

Woman: Mujhe Kya Pata Daaku Tha,Me Samjhi Mera shohar ghar dair se aaya hai.

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Pati - Is Jeevan Se Mai Tang Aa Gaya Hun!
He Prabhu Mujhe Utha Le.

Patni - Nahi Bhagwan, Mere Pati Se Pahele Mujhe Utha Le.

Pati - To Prabhu, Mai Aab Apani Marji Vapis Leta
Hun,Tu Iski Ki Sun Le.

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Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 15 years ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 they were hillarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@.PixiieBunniie.

Voyager

Posted: 15 years ago

LOL all were toooo funny!!!^___^ thx4 sharing

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-Hiralious-

@-Hiralious-

Rocker

+ 3

Posted: 15 years ago

OMG all the jokes are so hilarious man

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@hitmark

Beginner

Posted: 15 years ago

Funny husband Wife Hindi Joke
Patni:-sharab peen eke baad kya tumhe mera naam bhi yaad nahin rehta?
Pati:-pee lene ke baad to main har gam bhool jata hoon,meri jaan.

Nai nai car chalana sikhi biwi:aaj hum car se jaenge aur car main chalaungi.
Pati:-kon nahin,jaenge car main aur aaenge akhbaar main.

Pati patni College Joke
Patni – Collage ke bare me tumhara koi bura anubhav hai?
Pati – Han, Tumhari aur meri paheli mulakat college me he to hui thi.

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