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Mars35913062

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Posted: 15 years ago

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Wife:-I will die.

Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:- why will you die?

Husband:- because, main itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta:..

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Teacher. Bacchon Wada karo cigarette, shrab nahi pioge.

Bachey:nahi pienge.

Teacher:ladkio ka pecha nahi karoge

Bachey:nahi karnge

Teacher:un pr awaaz nahi karo GE.

Bachey: nahi kasenge.

Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.

Bachey: karenge, asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.

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Posted: 15 years ago

#2

Great jokes

Loved the first alot 😆

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baz786

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Posted: 15 years ago

#3

Lol good jokes
Really liked first one 😆

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@beautifuldreams

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Posted: 15 years ago

#4

Taaa for sharing

Loved the 1st one LOL

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@.PixiieBunniie.

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Posted: 15 years ago

#5

first one sooo funny LOL!!!

thx 4 sharing^^

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hitmark

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Posted: 15 years ago

#6

Pati patni Sms Joke
Patni:- main tumse jo kuch bhi kahti hu tum ek kaan se sunkar doosre se nikaal dete ho.
Pati:-aur main tumse kuch bhi kahta hu to tum dono kaan se sunkar muh se nikaal deti ho.

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candyy

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Posted: 15 years ago

#7

oh i luv this....Reminds me of my frndz... 🤣 🤣

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