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Jose approaches the Mexican border on his bicycle. Hanging from his shoulders he has two large, bulky bags. The border patrol guard stops him...

ok jst saw its already posted... sorry mods.. pls close this thread Murder Of English The Leave Applications An employee applied for leave as

One day in the future, OJ Simpson has a heart-attack and dies. One day in the future, OJ Simpson has a heart-attack and dies. He

HI ALL HERE ARE SOME JOKES ...ENJOYYYYY N LAUGH Sunday School lesson Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept

A guy was madly in love with a woman living infront of his house.But the woman was married.The guy still loved her and always stand beside the...

Gosh! Its going to be messy in my house… The Children love playing in the rains and getting dirty…….i need to find an alternative to ...

An advertising team is working very late at night on a project due the next morning. Suddenly, a Genie appears before them and offers to each of

Touching Story: Once there Was a Boy Who Loved a Girl But that Girl only Hated him. Boy asked the girl that he will change her Hatred to love He

Think before U speak!! Wife goes to Woolworths, sees men's underwear on sale. She buys a dozen of the same colour. Goes home and...

Once a man was searching esperately for a job.He tried for several months but did not succeed.While he had lost all hopes a zookeeper apprached...

It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a...

Father: My dear son why your mummy sitting so silent.. Son: Nothing pa,Mom asked lipstick, but i gave fevistick that's all.. haha Edited by clay

Whenever u feel like studying, Prefer a peaceful room, Just sit down, Relax, Take a deep breath and . . . . . . . . . .Slap yourself Say...

Jab question paper ho out of control, Answer sheet ko karke fold... Answer sheet ko karke fold, Aroplane banake bol... I WILL FAIL.....

World's most craziest website: anything can happen when u log in, sum faint sum laugh sum cry sum stare sum r surprised . . . . . . . . . . . ....

Ugly as a warthog and half as smart. Unclear which of Newton's three laws of motion keeps his ears apart. Understands English as well as any

A doctor in St John's Newfoundland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his janitor. "I am goin' huntin' tomorrow Buddy and...

Part 1: Sunil's Mom comes to visit her son f or dinner.....who lives with a girl room mate Sunita. During the course of the meal,...

Abhi to humari book ka 1st page khula bhi nahi tha ki exams aa gaye Humne pen utha kar likhna shuru bhi nahi kiya tha ki humara paper humse

A woman is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas. Down to her last $100, completely exasperated, she cries, "What horrible luck! What...

A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches tall,

Teacher asked little Jack three questions. 1. Tell me the name of President Barack Obama's wife. 2. What does a hen lay? 3. How does...

(Before Marriage scenario jokes: ) Innocent child...i don't think so A 5th grade teacher one day asked the children in her...

10. "Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?" 9. One Secret Service agent is sitting on your head while another is...

Big to all the wonderful, amazing members onJokes Forum .. i was thinking we should have MOTW (Member of the week) Huh??? And we could...

Son was crying so father came n aksed Father: y r u crying ..m ur friend na ..tell me Son: kuch nahi Horlicks jada manga to teri wali ne dho...

A foreign language teacher was explaining to her class that, unlike their English counterparts, French nouns are grammatically designated as

Whats the diff between your wife and your job? After 10 years your job still sucks Without humor, life sux. Without love, life is

An English professor wrote the words: "A woman without her man is nothing" on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate...

Husband and wife were having a candlelight dinner she says 'pass the wine ur divine!' Husband thinks "how poetic" and says "pass the roti u...