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I'm a plastic surgeon

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Posted: 18 years ago
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Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?

Teacher: no, of course not.

Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.

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HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!

SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!

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Posted: 18 years ago
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lolz......the 1st one joke is well-known but the second one lolz...

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Posted: 18 years ago
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Lol..thanks for teh jokes...cant stop laughing😛

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Posted: 18 years ago
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hahah!! loved the plastic surgeon one!! 😆 😆

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