Can i tell something

For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?"

I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.

If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.

It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home