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Posted: 17 years ago
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A blonde walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and
fries?"
The librarian says, "I'm sorry, this is a library."
So the blonde whispers, "Can I have a burger and fries?" 😆

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Posted: 17 years ago
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i cant understand this joke 😕

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Posted: 17 years ago
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sorry 😭 😭
I will try to explain it

A library is not a place where you can buy(ask for) burger or fries,
u must go to a restaurant(fast food joint),that's why the librarian says,
'sorry,this is a library'

when the librarian says,'sorry this is a library',
the blonde thinks,she was disturbing the silence in the library,
and that's why the librarian said so

And so this time the blonde whispers the same line
😊

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