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Posted: 17 years ago
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A priest was talking to a group of kids about "being good" and going to heaven. In order to go to heaven u have to be good. At the end of his talk, he asked, "Where do you want to go?" "Heaven! Heaven!" Yelled Little Lisa.. "And what do you have to be to get there?" asked the priest.

"Dead!" Yelled Little Johnny😆

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Posted: 17 years ago
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good one!!

but jhony has a point.. 😆

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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: Star_on_earth

good one!!

but jhony has a point.. 😆

i agree

cool joke👏😆😆

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Posted: 17 years ago
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lol.....but he was right too.... 😆

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Posted: 17 years ago
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yeah lil johny had a point 😆

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Posted: 17 years ago
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😆 😆 😆 little johny so true

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Posted: 17 years ago
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true lol.. he does have a point 😆

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