Three wishes

They say a bear and a rabbit were taking a stroll together in the jungle. While near a swamp, they heard a strange croaking sound they decided to investigate. they discovered a golden frog! And not just that but he talked too

the frog told them that he was a magical creature and anyone who discovered him got three of his heart's three desires fulfilled.

So, after thinking hard for a few minutes the bear said "I wish all the bears except me in this jungle were females". "Granted" croaked the frog. The rabbit didn't hink long. He wanted... a motorcycle.

there was a Bajaj Avenger under his furry little ass. The bear thinked some ore for the second wish, and said "I wish all the bears in the neighboring jungles were also females".
Whereas the rabbit didn't need to ponder long, for he wanted a helmet!he found his head secured by a helmet, complete with holes for his ears.

Some say it made him look like the Playboy logo. For the third wish, the bear wanted all the bears in the world except himself to be females, which was also fulfilled.

Now, the frog looked at the bunny with a mixture of curiosity and condescension and asked what would his final wish be? Once again, the rabbit was quick to respond. With a glint in his eye he revved up the engine and said "I wish this bear was gay". 😆 😆

heard it before..and it still makes me laugh 😆 .thx for sharing 😃