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Jerry is driving down a road and sees a sign that says , "Watch for Fallen Rocks." A few kilometres later , he sees some rocks at the side of...

Why, Why, Why Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on

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WINDOWS XP ERROR MESSAGES New error messages currently under consideration for the new Windows XP operating system... 1 Smash

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Usually even i find jokes funny and all, however some of the jokes i have read have been very boring and dry.. I mean i didnt even understand

Laloo Prasad of Bihar, sent his bio-data to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation. A few days later he got this reply : "Dear Mr.Laloo

This is a hoarding Jet Airways put at a busy road in Mumbai SEE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT... AFTER A FEW DAYS ... and FINALLY ...

plz read this jokes dere soooo funny! Wen do u know dat a lawyer is liein?....wen it moves it mouth Doctor, Doctor What can I do? I...

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Even though he could not tell time, my three-year-old grandson was playing with a wall clock when I visited. Later, when I was putting on...

Wife is a man's life.still she is life threatning.We can't live with them and we can't live without them, Can we? Here are some examples! A

I am a bus driver for high school kids. It is Christmas time, and the kids have all given me cards and presents. Now I'm thinking, "Man, I must...

Take me to the 10th floor,' said Bob as he entered the lift of a high rise bulding. When the lift reached its destination, the liftman opened...

George was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence.

Boy Girl in restaurant Boy :- I Love u Girl :- I don't Love u Boy :- Think again? Girl :- I told u. No no no Boy :- Waiter, bring separate

A husband and wife were fighting over something trivial. However, both of them adhered to their own positions without budging an inch, and since...

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Santa Singh is the english teacher in a school. He is very well known as all his students do very well in exams. Santa Singh: "Bolo bachchon...

Some future bollywood film titles will be like this: 1) Meri disk tumhare paas hai—Humara dil apke paas hai 2) Aao chat kare—Aao Pyar Kare

AbhishekBacchan : I_can_act_too@yuva.com Amitabh Bacchan: accept_any_role@after.kaunbanegacrorepati.tv AnilKapoor :

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1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship 2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course singing in the

do u love ur gf so much http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R76pJP2YwvY

Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button? Customer: Yes, sure, it's really...

Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls

Jab Himesh Reshmya in Heaven, To Bhagwan Ne Usse Pucha Tumne Zindagi me kya kiya, Himesh Bol, Ishq kiya kiya, ishq kiya kiya re. Bhagwan ne kha

A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some...