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Oye ullu ke pathe .....

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Posted: 17 years ago
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Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Gullu: 12th June
Which year?
Gullu : Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

Pullu: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?

Gullu: Suicide karne ke liye

Pullu: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?

Gullu: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

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Posted: 17 years ago
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lol..the second one rocked 😆

Sumra

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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: Shazia_haya

lol..the second one rocked 😆

Sumra

i agree...that last joke really cracked me up!😆😆😃

thx for sharing

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Posted: 17 years ago
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both are funny like the second one better

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