a man dies and goes to hell
there he finds that there is a hell for each country.
he goes to the german hell and asks,''wat do they do here?''
he told,''first they put u in an electric chair for an hour.
then they lay u on the bed of nails for another hour.
then the german devil comes and beats u for the rest of the day.''
the man does not like the sound of that at all , so he moves on.
he checks the USA hell and the russian hell and many more.
he discovers that they all r more or less the same as the german hell.
then he goes to the indian hell there he finds that there is a long line of ppl to get in.
amazed he asked,''wat do they do here?''
he told ''first they put u in an electric chair for an hour
then they lay u on the bed of nails
then the indian devil comes and beats u for the rest of the day''
''but that is exactly the same as the other hells--why r here so many ppl waiting to get in?''
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''coz the maintenance is so bad that the elctronic chair does not work
someone has stolen all the nails frm the bed
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the devil is a former of govt servant
so the man comes in the indian hell signs the register and goes to the canteen!!!!!!!!
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who is the greatest
cow, ant and donkey
cow ant n donkey r debating on who is the greatest amost three of THEM
so here it goes.....................
cow:i give 50 litres of the milk everyday so thats why im the greatest.
ant: i work day and night,summer n winter,i carry 52 timesmy own weight n thats y im the greatest.
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HELLO WHY R U SCROLLING DOWN?
ITS UR TURN PLZ SPEAK UP!!
Bade Achhe Lagte Hain
CID
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