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A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw

Agatha's 5-year-old developed a strong interest in spelling once she learned to spell STOP. After that, she tried to figure out her own words....

Q: Where's Spiderman's home page? A: On the world wide web. Q. "What did Doc Ock drive to the bank?" A. "An arm oured car!" Q. "What...

A young wife came home one day and found her mother standing in a bucket of water with her finger stuck in the light socket. The young husband...

A newly wed girl was being welcomed at her husband's home in a traditional manner. She was asked to give a little speech. She addressed as...

Through a scheduling mix up, a man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. It's late,

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As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Silverman became increasingly furious with her husband, who was delighted to be pressed against a

There was a long drought in Central Africa. The witch doctor had tried all his rainmaking dances, imprecations, but to no avail. One of the...

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Teacher: Why are you late? Manu: Because of the sign. Teacher: What sign? Manu: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." Teacher:...

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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has,...

The cricketer was visiting the psychiatrist. Cricketer: 'It's terrible. I can't score runs, I'm a terrible bowler, and I can't hold a...

In court the other day there was a case regarding the custody of a small child. The judge asked the boy, "do you want to live with your...

My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this madness?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near

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School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. Nurse: A...

Old Dr. Carver still made house calls. One afternoon he was called to the Tuttle house. Mrs. Tuttle was in terrible pain. The doctor came

A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. About an hour later, he reached a very...

A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin. Somebody asked her how that could be possible. "Well," she said. "The first...

Bill Gates And God Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker. The supreme deity turned

A drunk decides to go ice fishing, so he gathers his gear and goes walking around until he finds a big patch of ice. He heads into the center...

bad news and good news A man answers the telephone to find a doctor from the hospital's emergency room on the other end. "Sir," explains...

Husband: Honey, when I die, will you marry again? Wife: I am afraid I will. You know how much I hate solitude. Husband: Will you let him

A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drive his prize possession...even to the grocery store which...

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How do you do? Kaise karte ho? Keep in touch! Chhoote Raho. Lets hang out! Chalo bahar latakte hain ! Have a nice day! Achcha din lo!

The Devils challenged the Angels to a game of cricket. "But we've got all the cricketers," said the Angels. "Yes. But we've got all the

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