Not so good English....

These are some dialogs said by teachers and professors who are not so good at ENGLISH.😆


our class teacher once said :

" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"

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once our hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to america..".. ..lol...

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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."

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dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....

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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. tried to switch the fan on but there was sum problem. and then she said
" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)

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teacher in a furious mood...
write down ur name and father of ur name!!

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"half of u go to the right, half of u go to the left n the remaining come behind me"......

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My manager started like this
"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"

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"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board

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"will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"

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LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"

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our chemistry Head comes and tells us...
"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"

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tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father

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"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"

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our lab assistant said this when my frnd wrote wrong code..

"i understand.. u understand.computer how understand??

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[No offence to anybody...its only for fun]

lol....I have many examples myself.....here sometimes the teacher actually say it bit sometimes it just comes out accidently.....but the following:

My manager started like this
"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"

if you writelike that, then it's wrong but if you just say 'hi, I'm Madhu married with two kids'...that's right.....I believe.....though it's true that sometimes the listener thinks the other way but in fact it's right when you say that sentence....

lmao....ma fav 1nz wer y iz de fan not oning...i m goin out ov the world to america n dont try 2 talk infront ov ma bak 🤣

😆 Based on true experiences! 😆

awww so cute. Omg loved them. They are coooo adorable. OMG. Toota-phoota inglis. LOL! OMG thanks so much for sharing!

my facv waz "why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!" 🤣 🤣 tht waz hillarious
"will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF" tht waz so hillarious 🤣 🤣

Really awesome 😆


Our fav phrase in class(intentional 😉 😉 😉 )...Please shifto 😆

That monkey one was really cute 😆 😆 😆

hahahahaha now this is what i call funny! ;) my favourite one so far mate thanks!

😆 momg..all of them so funny

lol 😆 they were all so funny

tfs 😊 😊