The Tennis Players Prayer

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Posted: 17 years ago
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The Tennis Player's Prayer

Please don't let me be so nervous
When I toss the ball for service.

Give me speed and strength unhaulting,
Aces and no double-faulting.

Instill in me the skill and dash
Of Agassiie, Williams, Roddick and Ashe.

When a high lob starts to fall,
Must I always miss the ball?

Lord, I know you could, I'm sure,
Find me a Tennis Elbow cure.

With the guidance from above,
Never let me fall in 'love.'

And, Lord, while on matters of this sort
Please let me find an open court!!

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Posted: 17 years ago
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@nuggy while their at it why didnt they just ask to win all 4 major grand slams...talk about a tennis players dream prayer...🤣 luve the dont let me fall in Love..haha talk about a play on words.. awesome joke...

baji😃

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Posted: 17 years ago
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thts waz supa dupa hillarious 🤣
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Posted: 17 years ago
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it was funny
thanx 4 sahring

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