Jokes Forum - Page 44

Why did God create man before woman? He didn't want any advice. How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they...

Sitting in the back of a taxi,a nun notices that the cab driver is staring at her. "I don't want to offfend you" he says, "but my fantasy

Laughs Hello They say laughter is the best medicine, after all. "I've just had the most awful time," said a boy to his friends. "First I

Boy: BUS aur LARKI aik jaisi hoti hain, 1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai. Girl: RIKSHAY aur LARKAY ek jaisay hotay hain, 1 ko bulao 4...

A college pizza delivery boy arrived at the house of Larry Johnson. He delivered the pizza to his trailer. After giving it to him, Larry asked:...

what to do in an exam u know u r gonna fail anyway...... 1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret...

There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big guy comes in and....WHACK!!...

What medicine would you give an ill ant? Antibiotics! What do you call a 100 year old ant? An antique! Where do ants go to eat? At a

In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower, and spinach, with green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and...

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother

Teacher - Asman mein udne waali cheez andey deti hain aur jameen par rehne waali bacche deti hain. Wo kaun hain jo aasman par udti hain par

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. - Franklin P. Jones When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk...

A parrot goes to a shopkeeper and asks …'Peru hai kya?' The shopkeeper says … 'Nahi. Hum Peru nahi bechate.' Next day at the same time,

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Old aunts used to come up to me at family weddings to poke me in the ribs say "You are next!" "You are next!" They...

Before marriage.... He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: No! Don't even think about it. She: Do you love...

Being Rude On this morning a woman and her baby were taking a bus. As she entered the bus the driver says "Wow that is one ugly baby." The...

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted with a

Teacher:- "Right, there are five birds sitting on a telephone line. A farmer comes along with his gun and shoots one of them. How many are left?"

Divorce : Future tense of marriage. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end a fool on the other. Lecture : An art of

A married couple go to hospital together to have their baby delivered. When they arrive, the doctor says they have just taken delivery of a...

Who said Donkey's are dumb? The Donkey Story: One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the

ROBERT : America mein WAAR ho gaya boss !!! AJIT : Us mein kyaa rakhaa hai Bloody Fool !!! India mein roz "WAAR" hota hai. Bolo kaise??? ROBERT :

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck...

Elderly woes ... With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby. When she was...

The population of this country is 237 . 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the . There are 85 million in...

This pic is soo funny!

It was raining heavily, Man says to his servent "go and put water on the plants," Servent: "But it is raining so why put water on the

hello guys,i could not find any place else to post these illusions. so i just post these in jokes. mbering the times when they were

David Beckham is celebrating; "43 days, 43 days!" he shouts happilly. Posh asks him why hes celebrating. He answers "Well Honey, I've done...