3 times a virgin.

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Posted: 17 years ago
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A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin. Somebody asked her how that could be possible.

"Well," she said. "The first time I married an octogenarian and he died before we could consummate the marriage."

"The second time I married a naval officer and war broke out on our wedding day."

"The third time I married a Microsoft Windows programmer and he just sat on the edge of the bed and kept telling me how good it was going to be."

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Vitna thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
#2
hahaha!!! omg dat cracked me up man!!! where did u find it!! 😆 😆
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Posted: 17 years ago
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lol 😆 😆
dat was funny

tfs 😊
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Posted: 17 years ago
#4
yes thanks for sharing. That was definitly a very funny joke. Cracked me up! Great one!
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Posted: 17 years ago
#5
lol dat iz really funni 😆
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Posted: 17 years ago
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good 1
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thanx 4 sharing 😊
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Posted: 17 years ago
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yea i've heard this one b4!
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Posted: 17 years ago
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me 2...i have heard it before =]

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