Jokes Forum - Page 43

Hearing Problem A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid . Not quite sure how

Ek larka ek larki se ishara karke kehta hai "Jhalak Dikhlaaja, Jhalak Dikhlaaja ..." Larki apni chappal uttar kar kehti hai "Ek Baar Ajaa

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So let me ask you what you would do in this situation, think about how you would go about this task cos its a difficult one. Ok...

Did you all miss grilling someone? I know you did! That's why we are here with your new

hey friends, Now you all know what goof-ups are..dont you?? Well its nothing..just a blunder you do by mistake... ...and laugh it at your...

A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and is going to get married . He says, 'Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 2

Ek admi library me 2-3 gantay 1 book parhne ke baad bola. Sooooo boring, So many characters but no story line. Then the librarian tells

Andy came to work one day, limping something awful. One of his co-workers, Josh, noticed and asked Andy what happened. Andy replied, "Oh,

A young woman was worried about her stress-related habit of biting her fingernails down to the quick, so her friend advised her to take up yoga....

December 8 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window

Mouse In Lion's Party A lion held a party at his place, He invited only his fellow lions. The lions were dancing when a mouse also came in and

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. A guard stops him and says, "What's in the...

1. "Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?" 2. "The youngest son,

After 50 years of wondering why he didn't look like his younger sister or brother, the man finally got up the nerve to ask his mother if he

Things people actually said in court, word for word: Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year. Q: What...

hey friends, Nobody is born genius right? ... i mean as a kid i bet you had your own thoughts and beliefs, your own way of looking at

Year : 2030 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Place : IBM, USA (Two Americans Talking) Currency Conversion Rate : INR 1 Rs = USD $ 100 Alex: Hi John,

A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question: "Have you ever been arrested?" He answered no to the question. The next...

The grief-stricken man threw himself across the grave and cried bitterly. "My life, how senseless it is! How worthless is everything about me

What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai, exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya sab kuch alag hai...

An old man and woman were married for years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be...

Who said english is easy??? Fill in the blank with YES or NO 1.-----I don"t have brain 2.-----I dont have sence 3.-----I am stupid

Why the students fail??? It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY...

One day a man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened it. A genie appeared and

A Senator, a clergyman, and a Boy Scout were passengers in a small plane that developed engine trouble. The pilot announced, "We'll have to

A traffic cop flagged down a motorist and said, 'I'm arresting you for going through three red lights.' 'Yeah, well, I'm colour blind,' said...

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say, "That's not it" and