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cricketer and the psychiatrist

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Posted: 17 years ago
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The cricketer was visiting the psychiatrist.

Cricketer: 'It's terrible. I can't score runs, I'm a terrible bowler, and I can't hold a catch. What can l do?

Doctor: 'Get another job.'

Cricketer: 'I can't. I'm playing for England tomorrow !'


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Posted: 17 years ago
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LOL! 😆 totally love it! 😆 😆 😆 thx for sharign it =]

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