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Posted: 17 years ago

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. - Franklin P. Jones

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. - Gracie Allen

A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand!

I'm in shape. Isn't round a shape?

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Posted: 17 years ago

Happiness depends on ourselves. -Aristotle

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. -Berthold Auerbach

Knowledge is power. -Francis Bacon

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Posted: 17 years ago

You will never find time for anything. If you want time, you must make it. -Charles Bixton

We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough? -Niels Bohr

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. -Derek Bok

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. -Victor Borge