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Posted: 17 years ago

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

"I've just had the most awful time," said a boy to his friends. "First I got angina pectoris, then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering, I got psoriasis. They gave me hypodermics, and to top it all, tonsillitis was followed by appendectomy."

"Wow! How did you pull through?" sympathized his friends.

"I don't know," the boy replied. "Toughest spelling test I ever had."

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Posted: 17 years ago

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Q: What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A: A senior high school math problem.

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Posted: 17 years ago

Laughs

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

When you walk into the classroom and say good morning...

When they say good morning back, it's Freshmen.

When they put their newspapers down and open their books, it's Sophomores.

When they look up so they can see the instructor over the tops of the newspapers, it's juniors.

When they put their feet up on the desks and keep reading, it's seniors.

When they write it down, it's graduate students.

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Posted: 17 years ago

Laughs

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Q: How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.