why??

Why did God create man before woman?
He didn't want any advice.

How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

What do men and mascara have in common?
They both run at the first sign of emotion.

What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women?
Exchange him.

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.