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Posted: 17 years ago
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An old man and woman were married for years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood. The old man liked the fact he was feared.
To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 68. His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow. Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked , "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life?"
The wife put down her drink and said, "Let the old creep dig. I had him buried upside down.

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Posted: 17 years ago
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really funny... 😆 😆 😆 😆 tfs
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Posted: 17 years ago
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posted already.............though wanted to mention.........the old lady was dancing in the bar? 😆 ......I mean like dancing like there's no tomorrow.......surely every old lady would like to be just as active..... 😆

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