A lion held a party at his place, He invited only his fellow lions. The lions were dancing when a mouse also came in and joined them.
The host lion came to the mouse and asked him why he entered the party when the other species were not invited.
The mouse said, "I was also lion before i was married."
First Name & Last Name
Teacher: is it posible that a person name & surname both r same? adarsh: ya, if Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara, she becomes Lara Lara!
Don't Use Mobile Here
A guy goes 2 a petrol pump sees a board ' don't use Mobile here' He picks his mobile, calls evryone from his phone n says 'DON'T CALL ME NOW ...
Sweet Things
Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard
2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me
New Puzzle Game
CONGRATS, Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle
CONGRATS, Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....