He is not dead, he is electroencephalographically challenged.
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The doctor took his patient into the room and said,
"I have some good news and some bad news."
"They're going to name a disease after you."
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The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated: "I'm afraid we're going to have to operate you again. Because, you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you.""Well, if it's just because of them, I'd rather pay for them if you just leave me alone."
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