Jokes Forum - Page 30

So bush had a meeting with Manmohan singh, Hillary Clinton , and Obama in america... So Bush kind of got off track and asked them with...

There are 3 guys. their names r shut up , trouble and manners . Well one day trouble got lost and manners and shut up went to the police

Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend! ...

Yamraj took a man on tour to h*ll. There he saw gandhi dancing wit bipasha and the man asked: "Iski Saza Itni Mazedar Kyu" yamraj...

!!! Really Funny!!! ****************************************************************************** A young woman went into a bank to

Knock, knock! who's there? Boo Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke! Knock, knock! who's there? Earl Earl who? Earl be glad to tell you when...

Two guys were talking at work. "I've got a problem," said the first one. "What is it?" "My wife has done it to me again. I'm supposed

Italian Girl A woman goes to Italy to attend a two week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a

This is a real incident but it is funny. That is why I am posting it in Jokes forum. About a year back, I and my classmates went somewhere with...

Chandur at bar in New York. Man on his right says "Johny Walker single" Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single" Chandu says - "Baljith Singh

!! Doctors Advice !! "You look terrible," said the doctor. "Do you drink?" "Why yes, plenty." said Shivsharan "I start every day...

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little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both." After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is

# Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering. # There are two times a man does'nt understand a woman, before

Did you all miss grilling someone? Awww…..I know you did! That's why I (Sumra a.k.a. Shazia_haya) am here with

What is a difference between man and Superman? Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A vampire only sucks blood at night .

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his beautiful, blond, female neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She...

I remember one time when I was home visiting my folks. My mom asked me to set the table for dinner. I opened the refrigerator and taped to the...

A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled

hey friends, Today, 16th July is the birthday of one of your sweet member.. Garu (*angel3000*) Let us all wish her . .

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his moneyand was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died,...

An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in. Pretty soon she realized she needed an

You seem to be in some distress,' said the kindly judge to the witness. 'Is anything the matter?' 'Well, your Honour,' said the witness, 'I...

A Professor at one of the IIMs was explaining marketing concepts to the Students: 1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and

7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai. So they both gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying to prove their

Dearest Friends Welcome What do you think about this one please give us your kind opinions!! Why is the time of day with the slowest

Friends What Do You Think About This One !! Rate It From 1-10 !! Thanks * Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men

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