Jokes Forum - Page 29

It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting. -A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from

A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand and led him to the shore, where a sea...

"I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, 'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I'm thinking, 'I should hope not!

Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self-

consequenses of having an american life style.... An american women rushed 2 her husband and said..."Cum quickly honey!!!! ur kids and my

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This is a new law by government :- All beautiful girls and handsome boys have to pay personality tax. How many of you are worried that...

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian ........ Bhola...

Proudly showing off his new apartment to a friend late one night, the drunk led the way to the bedroom, where there was a big brass gong.

True And Amusing Anecdote Hello Bizarre or funny things that really have happened! Once An Ardent Fan Of George Bernard Shaw Wanted The...

it ws 2 in the early morning.couple were soundly asleep in night...suddenly its their door bell that wakes them up.. the wife tells

One evening after work, a man drove his secretary home after she had a little too much to drink at a party. Although nothing happened, he...

AN ANNOTATED THERMOMETER 60 -Californians put on sweaters(if they can find one in their wardrobe) 50 -Miami residents turn on the heat 40...

It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a new...

Whatever happened to the cow that was lifted into the air by the tornado? Udder disaster! What did the one tornado say to the other?

Son to dad : dad 5+5 kiney honde ae? dad : Ullu de patte, gadhe, idiot, nalayak, besharam, haram khor, tujhe kuch nahi aata. Jaa andar se...

Patient: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga? Doc: Haan, bilkul. Patient: To phir theek hai doc saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi

Hero loves heroine, but heroine loves villain, but villain loves hero sister, but hero sister loves heroine brother. but heroine brother loves

$ Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not. $ If he sleeps 7 hours a night,...

At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail...

A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office. He...

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How many members of the government does it take to change a light bulb. Members of the government never change light bulbs, they prefer to keep...

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy,...

Jokes are something which everyone of us likes the most........and we definitely share it with everyone.... But sharing a joke and being humorous

teacher: john, y r u doin ur math multiplication on the floor ? john : u told me to do it without using tables ! teacher :glenn, how do u spell...

baby baby yes mama.....punjabi version kakey kakey ? haan bebay ! phak lai cheeni ? na bebay ! jhot mar di ! na bebay ! lawan jutti ? na bebay !

There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush supporters. Not really knowing what a Bush supporter is,...

Bil Clinton Bill Clinton decided to 'teach' Laloo English, so he invited him over to the US. Laloo arrives in full grandeur. Bill announces to...