it ws 2 in the early morning.couple were soundly asleep in night...suddenly its their door bell that wakes them up..
the wife tells husband to go n chk.he is very sleepy n denies it.bt aftr much persuasion frm his wife , he goes and opens the door...its pitch black...and..there is this man , drunk....to the core..
"wat is it??"askd the angry husband.
"can u give me a push...plzz.."
he is so pissed off wid the guy...he screams all the bad word n slams the door close on his face..
goes upstairs...his wife asks y he is so angry...he tells her everything...
"but u remember , last mnth we were returning late frm function n car engine didnt started in the middle of the road...we too askd fr help fr the nearest house...n they did helped us...so u shud go.."
so there he goes , opens the dooe to help him.his wife ws correct....he cudnt see the man in the complete dark so he shout...
"hey there , whr r u n whr is ur car...wts the problem wid it..."
"i m right here in ur garden....sitting on the swing...n waiting fr ur PUSH...come on now.." replied the drunk man..