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Posted: 17 years ago
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Son to dad : dad 5+5 kiney honde ae?

dad : Ullu de patte, gadhe, idiot, nalayak, besharam, haram khor, tujhe kuch nahi aata.

Jaa andar se calculator lekar aa.

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2 men looking at Egyptian mummy.

person1: Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.

person2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760

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Q: How do you keep your boyfriend/husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manual."
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Man: "Give me a bag full of money, a job and a vehicle full of girls"
God replies: so it be, my son!
and made him a bus conductor of ladies special bus!

Moral: Be specific...
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What does W-I-F-E mean?

Worst Individual Female Enemy
-X-
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Johny! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "Cartoon Network, Ten Sports, Discovery Channel and Pogo!"
-X-
Interviewer: Just imagine u r in third floor, it caught fire. How will u escape?

Man: It's very simple i will stop my imagination
-X-
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Posted: 17 years ago
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lol...loved the 1st one....😆😆

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