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Hiya,
Here are some funny jokes😆-
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Here are some funny jokes😆-
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Do U know the full form of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl, E-Equally. .....Thats why boys go to college regularly... .
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World's Smallest resignation letter?
Respected sir,
I luv ur wife.
Yours sincerely.
Respected sir,
I luv ur wife.
Yours sincerely.
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Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa...
Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon!!
Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon!!
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1980 girls: Maan mei Jeans pehanungi
Maan : Nahin beti log kya kahengey?
2006 girls: Maan mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maan: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
Maan : Nahin beti log kya kahengey?
2006 girls: Maan mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maan: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
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Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain
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Man 1-why r all these people running?
Man 2- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Man 1-If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?
Man 2- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Man 1-If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?
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A man was filling up application form for a job. He was
not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary
Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes!
not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary
Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes!
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A man told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant
its already raining. Man: So what? Take an
umbrella and go.
its already raining. Man: So what? Take an
umbrella and go.
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Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
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Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"
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If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"
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Mayawati came to Lalu's House with a Goat.....
Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun Layi ho....??
Maya : Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai..??
Lalu : Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..!!
Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun Layi ho....??
Maya : Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai..??
Lalu : Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..!!
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A man is singing a patriotic song "Ey Mere Vatan Ke Logon Jara Aainkh Mein Bhar Lo Pani, Jo Shaheed Huye Hain Unkee, Tussi Ghar Le Aao 'Janani' "
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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever
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Sorry if posted before!
xoxo
-Lara😊
*Viewbie's note: I've edited a few jokes. Santa and Banta jokes are not allowed. Please read the rules before posting jokes if you are uncertain. And please don't use ALL caps to post something. It might be considered shouting. There was one joke which was written in all caps, I edited it and re-typed it in small letters.😊*
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